The Many Loves of Spider-Man

[Ben Smith]

one of these is not like the others ...

[darthblinx]

one of these is not like the others ...

One of these things is DEAD
Huh?
HUh?

....Is thirty years later too soon?

[Ben Smith]

no, only one is ... WEARING GLASSES!!

[Xenon]

one of these is not like the others ...

Actually, two of them aren't like the others for different reasons.

1) Gwen is the only one who doesn't say anything herself. Cause she's dead.
2) Mary Jane is the only one lying down, like she owns the damn page and isn't going to stand for the rate they're paying. With the rest of those clowns? Please. They're either going to pay her double the rate or she's just gonna lie there, and that's what her contracts says, dammit!

[darthblinx]

no, only one is ... WEARING GLASSES!!

..... that's why she used to get beat.

[Xenon]

no, only one is ... WEARING GLASSES!!

Huh, so three uniques.

well, there's also the fact that Glory is the only non-white, and MJ's the only red head. I'm sure someone could come up with more.

[Ben Smith]

2) Mary Jane is the only one lying down, like she owns the damn page and isn't going to stand for the rate they're paying. With the rest of those clowns? Please. They're either going to pay her double the rate or she's just gonna lie there, and that's what her contracts says, dammit!

almost, she's the only one that only talks about HERSELF

[Ben Smith]

it's almost like the writer was trying to "force" her on the readers, by having her tell us how great she is.

[CyberHubbs]

Only one has an incurable STD.

We'll let you figure out who.

[Kaim]

one of these is not like the others ...

Which one is Aunt May?

[CyberHubbs]

And what was up with Peter's eyebrows back then?

He looks like he should be the middle square on Hollywood Squares.

[Ben Smith]

Only one has an incurable STD.

We'll let you figure out who.

hint: there was more than one reason Norman was so pissed at her

[Ben Smith]

And what was up with Peter's eyebrows back then?

very lecherous

[Xenon]

almost, she's the only one that only talks about HERSELF

Yeah that fits with the rest of what I'm saying. MJ thinks she's got the gig sealed up.

Little does she know that Mephisto HATES egos.

Only one has an incurable STD.

We'll let you figure out who.

Beleive it or not it's Deb. I know right? It's always the ones you least suspect.

[Elijah Dexan]

it's almost like the writer was trying to "force" her on the readers, by having her tell us how great she is.

She is great. She's not not lying. Those hips don't lie. I mean seriously did you take a look at those things? That's Liefeld autonomy she's got there. No wonder she has to lie down... anyway she is great. MJ will crush you Xenia Onatopp style if you say otherwise.