As anyone who is a fan of Bullseye's knows, Bullseye is many things. He is Daredevil's # 1 foe, a sadistic villain and complete monster, an awesome and badass bastard and a very formidable, famous, cool, popular character.
But you know what he also is? One of the unhealthiest characters in the entire Marvel Universe. He may be dead now, but he was super unhealthy when he was alive.
Think about it...he not only constantly got into fights with Daredevil and quite a few other heroes(like Punisher, Spider-Man, Elektra and Moon Knight, all of which are very formidable whether he beat them or not), but he smoked all the time and also, on occassion, got drunk. Sure, he exercises frequently, but he still takes a lot of drugs, plus has had his skeleton destroyed(twice!)in addition to how he couldn't care less about how much he gets beaten upon, as he's too eager to see his opponent dead, though he usually doesn't make it so they are dead(there are exceptions, just ask Elektra). Not to mention how, in his last appearance alive, Shadowland # 1, he manipulated his heart to make it look like he was having cardiac arrest, which is risky to do, since it may or may not make it so you actually do have a heart attack.
Long story short, Bullseye is not too conscious about his health and I think, in fact, is indifferent about it to the max. Man, who the hell am I kidding? The only way Bullseye could possibly care less about his health is if he stopped exercising and switched to a junky diet which caused him to turn morbidly obese. Shit, now that I've suggested that, it'll probably happen. What's your thoughts on the sorry state of Bullseye's health?


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