What would you do with a piece of Natalie Portman's pants?

**stubarnes** · 03-15-2011, 07:56 AM

This is sick, but true:

http://sketchcardsaloon.wordpress.co...ortmans-pants/

Any ideas?

**Kees_L** · 03-15-2011, 08:05 AM

Jeez.

I've never wondered this before:

should one take up quilting?

And I guess I'm just not gonna, not even for this. Harsh as it may be...

**Iangould** · 03-15-2011, 08:09 AM

Auction it off to some sad loser?

**Dr. Shouts** · 03-15-2011, 08:09 AM

Even with tons of makeup on she always looked average to me. Not an eyebrow raiser. If I had her pants I'd pawn them or sell them on ebay.

If it was just a piece I'd throw it away.

**Kees_L** · 03-15-2011, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by Dr. Shouts

Not an eyebrow raiser.

Know what I did from reading that?

(I'll concede my brow will come to rise fairly easily. And either one at that.
I'll even manage simultaneous launchings to various extents.
All for the birds.)

**lasraik** · 03-15-2011, 08:49 AM

I would eBay them. Especially now after she's won awards for Black Swan it's a good time to do it.

**ChadH** · 03-15-2011, 10:16 AM

Wax my car.

**thehod** · 03-15-2011, 10:19 AM

Depends, is she in them?

**Ronald Bryan** · 03-15-2011, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by thehod

Depends, is she in them?

That's for the Thor 2 trading cards. Now, with pieces of Natalie Portman.

**Shawn Hopkins** · 03-15-2011, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by Dr. Shouts

Even with tons of makeup on she always looked average to me. Not an eyebrow raiser.

Knees too sharp, huh?

I wonder if they washed them first? That would drastically lower the perv value if true.

Personally, it would be nice to have as kind of a funny and weird thing to show people when you're bored.

**Rorschach67** · 03-15-2011, 04:21 PM

Pull them out at parties so I can look cool. Or creepy. Who's checking.

**Ben D** · 03-15-2011, 04:24 PM

um, idk, pants aren't that hot...

**dupont2005** · 03-15-2011, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by stubarnes

This is sick, but true:

http://sketchcardsaloon.wordpress.co...ortmans-pants/

Any ideas?

Before even clicking the link this is exactly what I was thinking I would do with a pair of Natalie Portmans pants. I have seen little squares of celebrities clothes framed for sale on eBay before. I would have though selling the entire piece of clothing would make more sense but I guess a handful of people figure differently.