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    Default CBR: Two New "Thor" Posters Unveiled

    Marvel and Paramount Studios have unveiled a pair of new posters for "Thor," featuring Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Anthony Hopkins and Idris Elba.


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    Wow, those are some lazy-ass posters. Drew Struzan would be rolling over in his grave. If he were dead. Which he isn't.
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    They, don't seem very interesting, especially the red one. Why exactly is it all red?

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    Why is Heimdall featured in the posters?
    Is he going to have that big of a role?
    It should be Loki hanging out looking evil.
    And if we are rolling like that make a Kat Dennings one.
    She hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sighphi View Post
    Why is Heimdall featured in the posters?
    to piss people off
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    So that's Natalie Portman O face?

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    Absolutely terrible posters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by srankmissingnin View Post
    So that's Natalie Portman O face?
    Dammit, i am actually angry i didnt come up with that.

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    Is this the one were I'm supposed to be offended by the lack of Swastikas or the Black guy playing a God? I'm starting to lose track.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGold View Post
    Wow, those are some lazy-ass posters. Drew Struzan would be rolling over in his grave. If he were dead. Which he isn't.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sighphi View Post
    Why is Heimdall featured in the posters?
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty_Cristo View Post
    to piss people off
    Quote Originally Posted by Hoss View Post
    Is this the one were I'm supposed to be offended by the lack of Swastikas or the Black guy playing a God? I'm starting to lose track.
    Right out the GATE this thread is full of win.
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    A Loki poster would have been nice though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by srankmissingnin View Post
    So that's Natalie Portman O face?
    See Black Swan for that.

    That one-sheet or whatever it's called that was released a while ago looked much cooler. These are just generic headshots.
    I don't get the red color scheme. For "God of Thunder"...wouldn't you think blue/white? Or dark and stormy, at least?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoss View Post
    Is this the one were I'm supposed to be offended by the lack of Swastikas or the Black guy playing a God? I'm starting to lose track.
    Black guy wearing swastikas.


    Still though, those are some terrible posters. I would not use those as desktop wallpaper. Whereas I'm using the Captain America one as wallpaper now.
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    little bit surprised these are official posters, they don't look really professional. I mean putting 4 head shot pictures together and write Thor over it. I can do that.
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    They may not be very imaginative, but I think the red one looks pretty bad ass.

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