Marvel and Paramount Studios have unveiled a pair of new posters for "Thor," featuring Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Anthony Hopkins and Idris Elba.
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03-04-2011, 04:18 PM #1Mild-Mannered Reporter
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CBR: Two New "Thor" Posters Unveiled
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03-04-2011, 05:02 PM #2Cat smells like fish
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Wow, those are some lazy-ass posters. Drew Struzan would be rolling over in his grave. If he were dead. Which he isn't.
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03-04-2011, 05:05 PM #3Moderator
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They, don't seem very interesting, especially the red one. Why exactly is it all red?
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03-04-2011, 05:06 PM #4Bishop was right.
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Why is Heimdall featured in the posters?
Is he going to have that big of a role?
It should be Loki hanging out looking evil.
And if we are rolling like that make a Kat Dennings one.
She hot.Last edited by Sighphi; 03-04-2011 at 05:11 PM.
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03-04-2011, 05:42 PM #5Chaotically Neutral
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to piss people off
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03-04-2011, 05:59 PM #6New Member
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So that's Natalie Portman O face?
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03-04-2011, 06:05 PM #7How about a magic trick?
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Absolutely terrible posters.
Be water.
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03-04-2011, 06:16 PM #8Bishop was right.
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Dammit, i am actually angry i didnt come up with that. Originally Posted by srankmissingnin
So that's Natalie Portman O face?
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03-04-2011, 06:42 PM #9Senior Member
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Is this the one were I'm supposed to be offended by the lack of Swastikas or the Black guy playing a God? I'm starting to lose track.
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03-04-2011, 07:11 PM #10Eastside!
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03-04-2011, 08:01 PM #11What the...?
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A Loki poster would have been nice though.
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03-04-2011, 08:08 PM #12Elder Member
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See Black Swan for that. Originally Posted by srankmissingnin
So that's Natalie Portman O face?
That one-sheet or whatever it's called that was released a while ago looked much cooler. These are just generic headshots.
I don't get the red color scheme. For "God of Thunder"...wouldn't you think blue/white? Or dark and stormy, at least?"Family Guy jumped the shark when i stopped getting high every time i watched it. " - Alex
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03-04-2011, 08:50 PM #13Cat smells like fish
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Black guy wearing swastikas. Originally Posted by Hoss
Still though, those are some terrible posters. I would not use those as desktop wallpaper. Whereas I'm using the Captain America one as wallpaper now.The Punisher: I’m going to cauterize your rectum, sealing it shut, so when you turn those delicious Pink Pants™ Fruit Pies into waste products the bilirubin in your feces will leach into your bloodstream and you’ll die screaming! And I’ll watch while having sex with this grateful prostitute!
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03-04-2011, 11:31 PM #14Mad as a Hatter
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little bit surprised these are official posters, they don't look really professional. I mean putting 4 head shot pictures together and write Thor over it. I can do that.
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03-05-2011, 11:08 AM #15Senior Member
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They may not be very imaginative, but I think the red one looks pretty bad ass.
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