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[teddyeatsyourface]

Here's a few from the past week or so:

Magneto is a Champion Tango Dancer and he and Charles used to go dancing


Storm is getting some on the side:


Shadow King has been scheming for years to make Rogue his bride:

[Daniel Mengsk]

there should always be more facts added to the list. The flow of facts has to be never-ending

Just like your evil? Or oldness/fatness?

[Valeria Kementari]

Here's a few from the past week or so:

Magneto is a Champion Tango Dancer and he and Charles used to go dancing

Storm is getting some on the side:

Shadow King has been scheming for years to make Rogue his bride:

you disappoint me teddy. I was thinking more along the lines of:

Magneto and Xavier gave birth to every X/Man ever.

[teddyeatsyourface]

Lol, I was going to post more later. My ice cream is melting D:

[Valeria Kementari]

Lol, I was going to post more later. My ice cream is melting D:

you're eating ice cream and I'm freezing my old rotten behind? the world is just not fair

[teddyeatsyourface]

It's like 97 degrees here. I need something cold

[Valeria Kementari]

It's like 97 degrees here. I need something cold

you north-americans and your crazy Fahrenheit degrees... madness I tell you!

[Emerald_616]

* Rockslide is the future apprentice of Amahl Farouk, and is also a secret Phoenix.

I thought this was Onyxx?????


Where does the Polaris being half-mermaid come from?

[teddyeatsyourface]

it's 36 Celsius for you poor non-North Americans

[Valeria Kementari]

it's 36 Celsius for you poor non-Americans

darling I'm from America. Recession-free South America.

[SayOcean]

OK, the only one of these I have an issue with is about Storm not being Black. She had two Black parents who shagged and gave birth to her. Ergo...she's white?

Nope

Read this thread newbies. Learn it. Imbibe yourselves with this wisdom. THEN post.

You don't have to.

why would not being black equal being white?

In America it basically does

[Valeria Kementari]

Nope

You don't have to.

In America it basically does

So in the entire American continent you can either be black or white? There are no other options? :rolleyes:

[SayOcean]

So in the entire American continent you can either be black or white? There are no other options? :rolleyes:

yeah I just posted that, basically it does....

I'm slighty exaggerating

[Valeria Kementari]

it saddens me to do this, but canon is canon, we cannot pick and choose our continuity.

[ButterRum]

Could you please add that Emma Frost saved Firestar from teenage pregnancy?