Okayy so I was pushed into doing this by the Trope-Tan page on TV Tropes And Idioms. Being that people have written a lot of TV Tropes/Wikipedia fanfiction, I decided to jump on the bandwagon.
A warning: This contains genderbent wiki-tans. So like they're both guys. The reason for that is that I don't do femmeslash very well at all.
So erm here we go.
The taxi that they were travelling in was going at a steady pace of about 20 miles per hour, severely annoying the other drivers on the road.
Not that TV Tropes minded.
The bespectacled teenager was looking out of the window, at the scenery moving past them horribly slowly (okay maybe he minded a bit) and absent-mindedly stroking the hair of Wikipedia, who'd fallen asleep with his head on TV Tropes's lap. Upon noticing this, the awake one had thoughtfully removed the other's glasses.
Admittedly, TV Tropes and Wikipedia weren't altogether that compatible at first sight. In fact they probably wouldn't even be talking, let alone together, if fate hadn't acted the way it did.
Wikipedia had strutted along the corridors of the academy, whistling a tune that sounded suspiciously like it had come from a Katy Perry CD. Pushing open the door of the boy's bathroom, he positioned himself in front of the mirror and started doing his hair. He'd just tried (and failed) to get it into a reasonable spike style when a voice behind him said "Man, that ain't gonna work. You'll look like crap whatever you do."
Wikipedia turned around and ended up face to face with Encyclopaedia Dramatica, who couldn't go one sentence without uttering some profanity, or insulting Hanna Montanna.
Encyclopaedia Dramatica raised his eyebrows. "I mean it~"
"Go away and mind your own business." Or...words to that effect. The words had been shorter and sharper but that was the general gist of it.
Wikipedia blinked behind his glasses.
Encyclopaedia Dramatica, however, didn't seem to find it as awesome as Wikipedia apparently did. "Say that again, to my face."
And Wikipedia did.
He soon wished he hadn't.
The following events were really quite violent. When Wikipedia finally hit the ground, he was bleeding in at least three places. Encyclopaedia Dramatica had apparently already left. Wikipedia was alone.
Tears started to form in Wikipedia's eyes as he struggled, and failed, to sit up. He was in rather a lot of pain, and the verbal abuse hadn't helped much. Unable to fight it any longer, he half turned onto his side and started to cry.
Was that...? Wikipedia stiffened.
A sudden, gentle hand on his shoulder. "Are you okay?"
TV Tropes. Although he barely talked to him, he'd recognise his voice anywhere.
Perfect. Just what he needed right now.
"...I..I-I think s-so..." Wasn't it obvious? Of course he wasn't? He was bleeding for Editor's sake!!
"You don't look okay." Wikipedia was rolled on to his back, and another hand took his other shoulder. "Let's look at you." With that, TV Tropes helped Wikipedia sit up.
Wikipedia looked up at him through the blur on his glasses (he was still teary eyed) and tried to think of words. "Troper...Tan...?"
"Shh." Before Wikipedia could react TV Tropes had loosened his tie, and pulled his shirt over his head.
"...Oh dear. This doesn't look healthy."
"That's because it, um, isn't." Wikipedia tried to fight the blush off his face before continuing, "Can we go somewhere more private? Cus in case you haven't noticed I am shirtless yaknow."
"Man you're self concious." TV Tropes half dragged half carried Wikipedia to the disabled cubicle before locking them both in. "Anyway, as I was saying." TV Tropes reached into his rucksack and pulled out a first aid kit. "I always carry one of these with me, thank Editor." He started sorting out the wounds. "We'd be stuck if I didn't."
"I don't need the details." Wikipedia rolled his eyes.
"Thank you Troper-tan."
TV Tropes raised an eyebrow (just one eyebrow; they seemed to be disjointed for some reason) at Wikipedia. "Hey, it's nothing. Like I wouldn't help you?"
"Well, I wasn't expecting you to, no."
And with that TV Tropes finished bandaging him up.
"That should do it."
"Again, thank you."
"Again, no problem."
And Wikipedia hugged TV Tropes.
TV Tropes was unresponsive for a moment, and Wikipedia took this as a sign to let go, new tears forming. "I'm sorry...I didn't..."
"Shut up." And Wikipedia found himself pulled into a hug by TV Tropes, like before...except this time, TV Tropes was hugging him.
TV Tropes was hugging him.
Which made him feel a whole better for some reason.
Eventually -too soon- TV Tropes pulled away.
"So what happened?
Wikipedia couldn't help rolling his eyes again. "Encyclopaedia Dramatica." It came out like a sigh.
"Should've known." TV Tropes folded his arms. "What, so he's moved on to kids now?"
"I'm not a kid."
"Sure you aren't."
"Sounds like Suspiciously Specific Denial to me."
"Can you walk?"
"Wha?" It took a while for the question to sink in. "Oh, um, is that an invitation?"
This would make it the third time he rolled his eyes in as many minutes. Sort of.
"Basically, is that Troper-tan speak for 'Can I carry you?' or do you actually want to know if I can walk?"
"Shut up and hold on."
Unlocking the cubicle, TV Tropes scooped Wikipedia up and attempted to carry him out.
TV Tropes looked down with some annoyance. "What now?
"My shirt's still in theeereee~!" wailed Wikipedia.
TV Tropes couldn't help giggling as he put Wikipedia back down and grabbed the now dishevelled shirt and tie.
"I can dress myself." Wikipedia grumbled as TV Tropes buttoned him back into the shirt.
"Yeah, but it's more fun this way." TV Tropes poked Wikipedia in the stomach, narrowly missing a bruise, and picked him up again, making the latter feel like a yo-yo. "Anything else?"
"No, not really."
They must have looked a sight, Wikipedia thought later. The only times anyone really got carried through the school was prom night, and even then it was only the king and queen. Two ordinary boys (Two BOYS) doing it just looked a little...odd.
But then, Wikipedia was admittedly quite self-concious. Maybe no-one noticed at all.
"Here we are." TV Tropes put Wikipedia down at the door of the classroom. "Do you need me to support you?"
There was an abrupt silence as they walked into the classroom.
Their teacher folded her arms. "I was wondering when you two would be back."
Wikipedia worriedly glanced around the room, but Encyclopaedia Dramatica was in a far back corner flirting with Unicyclopedia, who to her credit wasn't having it. He hadn't even noticed them.
"It's not what you think." mumbled TV Tropes.
Wikipedia went a sort of...red colour.
"I'm sure it isn't." There was a sort of twinkly look in her eye. Twinkly like..Edward Cullen.
...Wow. That was LAME.
"Well, we'd partnered up for this next assignment, so you'll have to go with each other."
"Call it a cool down!" yelled someone who might have been RayWiki.
Wikipedia couldn't have gone any redder if he'd tried.
Over the next weeks, TV Tropes and Wikipedia bonded quite well, often staying the night at each other's houses. Another thing they often did was homework nights. Wikipedia supplied most of the information, and TV Tropes wrote it down in a quirky way. They were inseparable.
It was one of these nights that the first move was made. TV Tropes put down the very last essay and smiled at Wikipedia. "So what should we do now?"
And Wikipedia kissed him.
Luckily TV Tropes was quicker to catch on then he'd been with that long ago hug, or Wikipedia would probably have run right out of the building. The two crashed backwards on to the bed as they kissed, the whole thing being rather energetic.
Finally they pulled apart.
"That was amazing." gasped Wikipedia who was currently trying to breathe.
"Meh, you need more practice." TV Tropes poked him.
"Hey not fair. I just said it was amazing. Some complimenter you are."
"Look we've got nothing better to do. Why don't we practice now?"
"...Sounds good to me."
And they kissed again.
And that...was just that. They clicked. End of story.
The taxi screeched to a complete halt, the only other sound coming from the sat nav. "You have reached your destination."
TV Tropes smiled, but to his horror, the sat nav continued.
"So go on, shove off, leave me alone. I DON'T CARE!!!"
Wikipedia woke up with a jolt, hitting TV Tropes on the chin with his head. "Eeep!"
TV Tropes rubbed his chin, looking a lot like Sherlock Holmes but without the funny hat, and stared at the sat nav. "...That's original."
"You will be baked," replied the sat nav, "and then there will be cake."
TV Tropes decided it was time to pay and leave.
"Come on Wiki-tan, we don't have all day. The film starts in fifteen minutes!" And with that, Wiki-tan was dragged along by his over enthusiastic boyfriend.
Two weeks later
"...Why are we buying dessert sauce?" Wikipedia pushed his glasses up his nose.
TV Tropes smirked. "You'll find out later."
For some reason, Wikipedia couldn't help feeling extremely worried.