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    Default The JFK Assassination .



    One of the cool episodes of the Jessie Ventura "Conspiracy Theory" discusses the JFK Assassination. In this episode we get this new conspiracy theory.

    - In it this theory is pretty wild. It involves the CIA , Warren Commission , Richard Nixon and the Bay of Pigs.


    Ok to start it Ventura gets papers on the "Operation 40" . It was something that Nixon as VP in the late 1950's was wanting to do. This was basically a mission to invade Cuba.

    Well years later Kennedy is president and the Bay of Pigs happens. Which is pretty much Nixon's "40" plan. Well Nixon gets pissed because Kennedy is wanting to back off invading Cuba again after the Bay of Pigs fiasco.

    So he needs to be killed ...and they have to find a way to remove Kennedy and try to get the blame on Castro. Those involved in the "Operation 40" .




    - They go to Dallas and Ventura tries to use the same model of the gun Oswald used and pull off the 3 shots at the same distance. Ventura struggled with the gun and couldn't make the shots. As he claims newsmen have tried the same test as have expert shooters and they can't.


    - Outside Ventura finds the (now old) man who was in the grass watching the president with his wife and kids. He can be seen on tape covering his little boy with his body . Of everyone that got questioned ...he never was. He claims no one ever called him and asked him to talk to the Warren Commission. And he's happy they didn't since it seems bad luck followed those that did.

    - At the end Ventura decides to top himself. He goes to talk to Oswald's wife. Of course she is still scared and won't be filmed. Claiming she fears for her daughters still. So he meets with her and her 2nd husband. She still won't be filmed.

    She claims that famous picture of Oswald with the guns and holding a book on communism was his idea. She claims he wanted them taken.


    In all it was a fun episode. One of the best he's done and its an out there theory. At the end Ventura wanted to visit Kennedy's grave and shoot a piece there . But was told by one of the men over it "They don't like his show and what it represents" and wasn't allowed.

    As usual we have all heard the theories from CIA to LBJ. I wonder if one day we will learn what really happened in the JFK Assassination .
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    Quote Originally Posted by SUPERECWFAN1 View Post
    Well years later Kennedy is president and the Bay of Pigs happens. Which is pretty much Nixon's "40" plan. Well Nixon gets pissed because Kennedy is wanting to back off invading Cuba again after the Bay of Pigs fiasco.

    So he needs to be killed ...and they have to find a way to remove Kennedy and try to get the blame on Castro. Those involved in the "Operation 40" .
    Wait, huh? Why does he need to be killed again? There's a giant leap there.

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    We know what happened, JFK got shot.

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    Isn't Jessie Ventura a 'truther' also?

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    Quote Originally Posted by moonknight11 View Post
    The reptilians did it.
    That's your answer to everything, Dave!

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    Quote Originally Posted by moonknight11 View Post
    The reptilians did it.
    That's your answer to everything, Dave!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vcassel View Post
    Wait, huh? Why does he need to be killed again? There's a giant leap there.
    Well the theory seems to be that Nixon and those in the Operation 40 wanted Castro removed . Since he was a communist and they wanted to invade and kick his ass.

    Of course the theory falls apart since...that never happened. Castro never got the blame for that. Oswald did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SUPERECWFAN1 View Post
    - At the end Ventura decides to top himself.
    Oh, If only.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SUPERECWFAN1 View Post
    I wonder if one day we will learn what really happened in the JFK Assassination .
    Lee Harvey Oswald shot him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles RB View Post
    Lee Harvey Oswald shot him?
    But how would that be unnecessarily complicated?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vcassel View Post
    But how would that be unnecessarily complicated?
    He did it using a time-bullet in pre-historic times.
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    It's simple, really: Darkseid shot a bullet that travels back through time. It entered the bodies of Kennedy and Gov. Connolly 1/10000th of a second before Oswald's bullets struck. And in the same exact places, because it's a super duper bullet.

    Then it traveled back in time some more and shot across Lexington Green that fateful day in April 1775.

    So Darkseid simultaneously killed JFK and brought about American independence.

    They cancel each other out, sure, but Darkseid's a god. He doesn't really give a sh*t.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean Walsh View Post
    It's simple, really: Darkseid shot a bullet that travels back through time. It entered the bodies of Kennedy and Gov. Connolly 1/10000th of a second before Oswald's bullets struck. And in the same exact places, because it's a super duper bullet.

    Then it traveled back in time some more and shot across Lexington Green that fateful day in April 1775.

    So Darkseid simultaneously killed JFK and brought about American independence.

    They cancel each other out, sure, but Darkseid's a god. He doesn't really give a sh*t.
    That makes a lot more sense than a lot of theories I have heard .
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    Quote Originally Posted by SUPERECWFAN1 View Post
    One of the cool episodes of the Jessie Ventura "Conspiracy Theory"
    Aaaaaand you lost me.
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