Geeky news/comedy site Topless Robot has apparently decided that, for this week's weekend contest, to do the best "Memo from Batman Inc." Some of them are pretty obvious, but some of them are pretty clever. So far this one's my favorite:
To: All employees of Batman Inc.
To all of you who think you are worthy of using the title my father built, I will kill you. No one deserves to be Batman more than myself! I am his true son and rightful heir to the cowl. Anyone who disagrees shall be met with a swift and painful death.
P.s. Drake is a tool.