... at the Oklakoma State Fair, who'd come out on top?
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10-19-2010, 05:58 PM #1Care for a Jelly Baby?
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If Ms. Marvel were to challenge Volstaag to a pie-eating contest...
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10-19-2010, 05:59 PM #2Chaotically Neutral
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10-19-2010, 06:00 PM #3Sensational
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LOLOLOLOL. I almost peed from laughing so much.
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10-19-2010, 06:24 PM #4Senior Member
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The bakers.
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10-19-2010, 06:27 PM #5Sensational
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Don't they "volunteer" those pies?
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10-19-2010, 06:28 PM #6Senior Member
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I guess I need to visit more pie-eating contests... Originally Posted by Talisman
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10-19-2010, 07:03 PM #7Veteran Member
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Ms Marvel is on a diet.
Though I'm not getting why people calling her fat but ok...myspace.com/artofsimplicity
I am an anarchist. Deal with it.
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10-19-2010, 07:06 PM #8Chaotically Neutral
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no one in this thread called her fat. Carol (and it's canon) eats a lot. but it's because of her kree-altered physiology. she's a living battery. w/ a nice @$$ Originally Posted by matthewaos
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10-19-2010, 07:37 PM #9Elder Member
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Noh-Varr if he doesn't savour the taste.
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10-19-2010, 07:38 PM #10Chaotically Neutral
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"no. don't savor it!" Originally Posted by Peter F.
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10-19-2010, 08:39 PM #11Senior Member
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Well as JMS pointed out toward the end of his run - they don't call him Volstagg the Voluminous because of his waistline.
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10-19-2010, 08:54 PM #12We Crossed The Line
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This thread is stupid and annoying. The "Ms. Marvel is fat" meme ran its course back when the Red Sea parted.
This just in: Chris Sprouse has pulled out of Orson Scott Card.
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10-19-2010, 08:55 PM #13Bishop was right.
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I get it!
It's a fat joke.
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10-19-2010, 09:03 PM #14Thread Killer
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i dont think the joke is ever going to get old. Women constantly compare themselves to other women. I'd like to think that the very few women who do read comic books and the even fewer who read these boards, see Ms. Marvel and think "wow, i wish I could look like that." only to find out that most men think of her as being fat. It's a double dose of depreciating self-esteem. And I'm all for that.
But to answer the question, Volstagg for the win. Let's be serious here.Last edited by ROM_Reborn; 10-19-2010 at 09:07 PM.
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10-19-2010, 09:03 PM #15What was that?
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No it's not. It's meta. It's a "people who make fat jokes about Carol Danvers are mentally backwards" joke. Originally Posted by Sighphi
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