Justice "League" 2010 Game 9 (Final): Global Honored vs. wolvie616 & Washout

[mattbib]

Greetings, fight fans! Welcome to today's final final match!

This is it. Whoever wins is the champion and will take part in next week's JLAvengers League.

Week 6: Disney World -- Final

Global Honored & da noble savage's BATGOD: THE BRAVE, THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
Plastic Man, Flash (Garrick, 2), Batman (Wayne, 2), Geo-Force, Tomorrow Woman

vs.

wolvie616 & Washout's BARRY ALLEN & THE SEX KITTENS
Flash (Allen, 3), Jade (2), Atom, Cyborg

Both participants have submitted strategies:

Please do not post or vote until both strategies have been posted and read.

[mattbib]

Episode 7: Final Crisis on Spaceship Earth!

Phase One

As the BatGod: the Brave, the Bold and the Beautiful team appears among the many nations of Disney's Epcot Center, they immediately acknowledge their opponents. Jay Garrick, the Golden Age Flash, summons the power of the speed force and lends his teammate Geo-Force the necessary speed to move on and track Barry Allen, the Silver Age Flash. Geo-Force then uses his earth based powers to exponentially increase Barry's gravity until he actually becomes too heavy to move or use his great speed, essentially sticking him to the earth like a tree.

Plastic Man stretches into a giant shield to protect Tomorrow Woman and Batman. Bats goes to his utility belt and pulls out smoke bombs, tossing them in the direction of Cyborg, Atom and Jade to disorient them and obstruct their vision. Tomorrow Woman begins a telepathic attack on Jade, reaching into her head and drawing upon her most heinous acts and regrets, forcing her to rehash her actions during Blackest Night where she tortured and tormented the man she loved, Kyle Rayner. This mental onslaught is directed to prevent Jade from focusing and concentrating and thus unable to make constructs against the Brave, Bold and Beautiful team.

Phase Two

With Jade mentally locked in agony, Tomorrow Woman delegates some of her power to telekinetically lift and toss/carry Batman towards Jade. Bats as a master of 127 martial arts disciplines would quickly outmatch the mentally and emotionally anguished Jade in physical confrontation. Batman uses his Ninja-jitsu Skills to hit pressure points and submit Jade to dreamland.

Tomorrow Woman scans and pinpoints the Atom's location, in case he has altered his size and is difficult to pick up, then feeds that information, even if done so verbally, to Plastic Man. Plastic Man would manipulate his molecular structure to completely cover and engulf that area and internalize it, capture all that is inside of it including his buddy Ray Palmer. Plastic Man then reshapes, as only he can do with moving parts and all, into a shiny red, yellow and black linear particle accelerator and shoots the Atom as far away from the Orlando area as possible for a "ring out victory." He will launch him all the way to the ocean if possible or at least to an isolated central Florida cattle farm or orange grove (and those are quite abundant growing up there) to make sure Ray doesn't phone his way back to the fight.


an example of plastic man transforming his body to incorporate moving parts with just his will and imagination...then add

...a linear particle accelerator to the equation and it's bye-bye Ray Ray, don't forget to send a postcard

Following Batman's submission on Jade, he would direct his focus to Cyborg, using his world class marksmanship to hurl electronically charged batarangs at him, with high enough voltage to take down Killer Croc and Solomon Grundy. If these do not outright stop Cyborg, they should at least buy the team some time and keep Cyborg aggravated and on the defensive. Bat's cowl is equipped with ear protectors to defend against sonic attacks and his world renowned stealth and agility as well as his heavily protective batsuit will allow him to avoid and withstand incoming assault.

Phase Three

With Barry Allen planted firmly to the ground, Jade unconscious in her own land of imagination, and the Atom sight-seeing the sunshine state, the BatGod: Brave, Bold and Beautiful team shift their focus to Cyborg. Plastic Man gets all liquidy and spills himself up in Cyborg's most sensitive parts (keep your heads out of the gutter people as we are referring to the cracks in his weaponry), avoiding the sonic cannon's line of fire, to jam his guns as Tomorrow Woman uses her potent TP powers to blast Cyborg mentally and give him a sudden blow to the brain in order to take him down with little permanent pain/damage. Bats is there to support the attack with his own weaponry and phyiscal prowess should it be necessary.

Epilogue

With Barry Allen and his Sex Kittens finally (and we mean FINALLY) put down, the BatGod: Brave, Bold and Beautiful team looks back on their battles together and welcomes this much need Disney vacation. Jay whizzes over to the nearest amusement park shop and concession stand, flashes his Wayne Enterprises credit card (great team perk) and rushes back with a round of sodas and a $25 pair of mouse ears for the boss. "So what do you guys feel like for lunch? I hear this place has grub from every country? Oh, and Brion...that doesn't apply to you."

"Hey, I resent that. We get a bad rap and besides, it's not like you can get Russian just anywhere these days."

Tomorrow Woman responds, "I have experienced very little of the culimary variety of this world. Batman, you are an experienced and worldly man. What do you recommend?"

"Well, seeing as you all did such an....admirable job."

Plastic Man looks at Jay as he points at Batman in Mickey Mouse ears, "Whoa now...did the Batman just...praise us?"

Bats lifts an eye in Plastic Man's direction, quickly silencing him. "As I was saying. After a long string of battles in which you all fought valiantly and followed orders...as well as could be expected. You deserve the world. Plastic Man, if you would kindly do what it is that you do and turn yourself into a quiet doggy bag."

"You got it boss."

"A quiet doggy bag, remember? (Plastic Man mumbles something back under hs breath as he transforms) Now Jay, do us a favor and zip around the world here, pick us up....one of everything. Put it on the expense account."

As Jay and Plastic Man take a quick trip around the park, Bats, T.W. and Geo Force finally have a moment to relax and reflect upon a long season of battles fought against some of the finest the DC Universe has to offer, friends and enemies alike. They come to the same conclusion: that it was a hell of a good time and they can't wait to do it again next year.

Thank you all for a wonderful season in the Justice League. We appreciate everyone who has taken the time to check us, voted on the contests and offered their input. Washout and Wolvie, great season guys. We couldn't ask for a more equally matched opponent, though after this trilogy, we wouldn't mind not seeing you two for a while....best of luck, it's been a blast. Thanks again and hope to see you all back next year. - GH and da noble savage

[mattbib]

Our team is counting on the fact that Geo-Force won’t be stupid enough to use his earthquake powers in freaking Disney World where all sorts of people are including his own team.

Step 1 Rock this Town
(S)-Jade flies into the air (to protect herself from Jay) and encloses Plastic Man in a forcefield and just keeps decreasing it in size.



(S)-Cyborg fires Atom at Batman with his finger. Atom lands on Batman's belt and shrinks it down along with all the gadgets

(S)-For a brief moment, Flash grabs Cyborg and vibrates them both making them temporarily intangible and invisible. Then he walks over to Tomorrow Woman and starts lightspeed punching her in the head until she can't fight any more.

-If he is not immediately attacked by Jay Garrick, Cyborg will jump over to Geo-Force and hand-to-hand fight him, until he can use his light sound beam in his ear and make him pass out. Theoretically, Geo-Force will not be able to make any earthquakes at this point because they will knock Jay down. [I]If Jay does attack Cyborg, Barry will come back when he is done beating Tomorrow Woman senseless to keep Jay from Cyborg.



Bye bye! Tomorrow Woman, Geo-Force

Step 2Doing it Well

(S)-Barry grabs Jay’s helmet and slaps him upside the head with it. Barry then grabs Jay and holds his arms behind his back and starts vibrating.
(S)-Cyborg punches Batman in the back of the head. Atom enters Batman’s nose to make him sneeze. While he’s distracted, Cyborg picks up Batman and hurls him at Jay.
-Barry pushes Jay into the projectile Bruce Wayne. While Bruce and Jay are down, Atom targets a pressure point on their necks and knocks them out.

Bye bye! Batman, Flash I
Step 3 Cosmic Love
-Jade Expands her field around Plastic Man to the size of a small room. Flash vibrates himself and Atom into the field.
Note: This is the battle I think we’ve all been waiting for in this league. Atom, Flash, and Plastic Man are the only people in the DC Universe who have full control of their bodies at the molecular level, and here they are in a cage match for all the marbles.
-Flash stays in vibrate form, and Atom stays at the molecular size in case Plastic man grows to the size of the field (which he probably will). Flash creates a vortex which creates an updraft which lowers the temperatures in the field. Because Plastic Man is vulnerable to low temperatures, this should cause him to lose control. As Flash continues to lower the temperature, atom shrinks into Plastic Man’s body. As Plastic Man condenses, Atom grows, causing him to shatter.

See ya! Plastic Man
OH! Once the battle is won and Plastic Man has put himself back together, my team overwhelms him and stretches him around the Epcot ball just for a good time. They wanted to do this in the battle, but the even never presented itself.

[Washout]

Great strategy, guys. I honestly don't feel like attacking your strat right now, so I hope this plays out in our favor, but if it doesn't, this was my first league. I don't think second would be too bad (first would be better).

[Global Honored]

You guys are awesome and we had a ton of fun with this so this justly should end on a high note. Though I am a bit tired of seeing your two avatars on the opposite side of the battlefield and poll bars. However this plays out is fine by me. Hope to win it but no matter what, we had a good ride. Besides, you guys edged us out the first time, we squeaked by the second so I am figuring this last one is coming down to a coin toss no matter what. It's been fun washout. Winner buys the first round.

[Washout]

If this ends with five votes, I'm going to be distraught.

[Global Honored]

I imagine there will be more readers and a better turnout later on as work, school and those pesty little responsibilities of life let up. Of course if the match see-saws back and forth like the first two have...we both will have plenty of opportunity to be distraught and anguished.

[Washout]

I imagine there will be more readers and a better turnout later on as work, school and those pesty little responsibilities of life let up. Of course if the match see-saws back and forth like the first two have...we both will have plenty of opportunity to be distraught and anguished.

I'm not really worried about the outcome. It looks like you guys are taking an early lead. I just want exposure, lol.

[limerick]

Great strategy, guys. I honestly don't feel like attacking your strat right now, so I hope this plays out in our favor, but if it doesn't, this was my first league. I don't think second would be too bad (first would be better).

You guys are awesome and we had a ton of fun with this so this justly should end on a high note. Though I am a bit tired of seeing your two avatars on the opposite side of the battlefield and poll bars. However this plays out is fine by me. Hope to win it but no matter what, we had a good ride. Besides, you guys edged us out the first time, we squeaked by the second so I am figuring this last one is coming down to a coin toss no matter what. It's been fun washout. Winner buys the first round.

Nice to see you guys are taking this in the spirit of Fair Play and Sportsmanship...Good luck everyone....May the best team win.

[Washout]

Nice to see you guys are taking this in the spirit of Fair Play and Sportsmanship...Good luck everyone....May the best team win.

Hehe, after playing them three times, I feel like we're one big team now.

[Global Honored]

Thanks limerick. Wolvie/Washout is good people. If we did happen to have any animosity towards one another, I presume it would have long been exhausted by now. You fight a guy three times and you can't help but appreciate and respect them for stepping right back in there, even if this is just a silly game.

Hehe, after playing them three times, I feel like we're one big team now.

Absolutely, I feel like I know your team as well as my own at this point. And if you guys prevail, I won't feel a bit bad about it as I am sure you deserve it as much as we would.


But before we start man hugging around...You're getting neutered today Sex Kittens! Get out the Batshears...clip, clip, clip.

[limerick]

But before we start man hugging around...Your getting neutered today Sex Kittens! Get out the Batshears...clip, clip, clip.

Ha,ha....that's more like it!....(just kidding!)

[Global Honored]

Thanks to everyone who voted and followed the league this year. We really appreciate it. We know how fortunate we are to have come through this as it just as easily and deservedly could have gone to Washout & Wolvie with whom we battled tooth and nail for three weeks, right up the very end. It was quite exhausting fellas and my hat goes off to you both. We could not have asked for better competition and you guys made this thrilling throughout. So thanks again to all the League followers and participants and be sure to check out the special and much anticipated Avengers vs Justice League one shot to determine who is the strongest of them all. Special thanks to mattbib for putting this all together and my partner in crime, da noble savage, for his excellent strategery that carried us through.

See you all next season, same bat forum....nah, that woulda been too easy.

[mattbib]

Congratulations to Global Honored and da noble savage, Justice "League 2010 Champion! CH moves on to face the Avengers League 2010 Champion in the first ever JLAvengers League. Stay tuned.

Great job also to wolvie616 & Washout for a strong second-place finish.