Sex for Service: Anjulie Appreciation

[Nachturne]

This is dedicated to all things Anjulie!



A true "working woman" of Marvel, before Emma made being a ho hip. In the one and only issue she ever appeared in, she managed to screw her way to ruling a planet, and then uses her delicate flower to keep the true princess down.

Plus, there's this:



It's a damn, damn, damn shame this chick never appeared in more than one comic book.

What other X-men would fall for her wiles?

[Pixie_Solanas]

She embodies the TRUE feminist spirit - none of these annoying male-equality falsehoods or "sexuality is demeaning" screeds.

[Nachturne]

She embodies the TRUE feminist spirit - none of these annoying male-equality falsehoods or "sexuality is demeaning" screeds.

Amen. I look up to TRUE FEMINISTS such as Anjulie.

[worstblogever]

That sure is an ass, all right. Way to tap that, Kurt.



Pacino approves.

[Koni]

It's a damn, damn, damn shame this chick never appeared in more than one comic book.

Yeah, well, Kitty did kind of kill her.

[creaky]

Yeah, well, Kitty did kind of kill her.

Yeah, way to go, Kitty. Jealousy is so unbecoming.

[Koni]

That sure is an ass, all right. Way to tap that, Kurt.

Twice, even!

[Nachturne]

Yeah, well, Kitty did kind of kill her.

Kitty is very anti-strong female role models. And you can't kill Anjulie, she's there when every prostitute get's an extra $5, when every STD test comes back positive, when every teenager sees the double blue line. She's there.

[worstblogever]

Kitty is very anti-strong female role models. And you can't kill Anjulie, she's there when every prostitute get's an extra $5, when every STD test comes back positive, when every teenager sees the double blue line. She's there.

She was there sucking cake icing off Sat-Yr-9's finger that one time.


You're really on to something there.

[Nachturne]

She was there sucking cake icing off Sat-Yr-9's finger that one time.


You're really on to something there.

That is Anjulie's influencing her. Kitty felt bad having killed the Goddess of the Universe, and had decided to mimic her ways. Sat-Yr-9 was the first blond to walk into Kitty's new ho world and she pounced.

Anjulie is all about sex and glamour. The X-Men don't realize their true messiah is only a cross time caper away.

[worstblogever]

That is Anjulie's influencing her. Kitty felt bad having killed the Goddess of the Universe, and had decided to mimic her ways. Sat-Yr-9 was the first blond to walk into Kitty's new ho world and she pounced.

Anjulie is all about sex and glamour. The X-Men don't realize their true messiah is only a cross time caper away.

The Exiles should've found a world where Nightcrawler remained Anjulie's consort.

Especially to see Nocturne have to twist in the wind about it. Tell me that would not make for some hilarious moments. "Da-aaaad!!!!"

[Nachturne]

The Exiles should've found a world where Nightcrawler remained Anjulie's consort.

Especially to see Nocturne have to twist in the wind about it. Tell me that would not make for some hilarious moments. "Da-aaaad!!!!"

Nocturne doesn't whine! And she'd be proud to have an awesome AU step-mom. To be fair, being Wanda's daughter and all, she can probably deal with about ANYONE.

And on Kitty again:



Look at the way she's looking at Kymri. She obviously killed Anjulie simply to get to the hot blue chick.

That is...if Anjulie is in fact dead. I hear she's next in line to be Scott's vag-o-power.

[Pixie_Solanas]

Nocturne doesn't whine! And she'd be proud to have an awesome AU step-mom. To be fair, being Wanda's daughter and all, she can probably deal with about ANYONE.

And on Kitty again:



Look at the way she's looking at Kymri. She obviously killed Anjulie simply to get to the hot blue chick.

That is...if Anjulie is in fact dead. I hear she's next in line to be Scott's vag-o-power.

I'm sorry, in what bizarro land universe would the reader be happy to see Kitty Pryde victorious in that series of panels?

[Nachturne]

I'm sorry, in what bizarro land universe would the reader be happy to see Kitty Pryde victorious in that series of panels?

I don't think any of the men of Excalibur talked to her for weeks. Yeah, Anjulie's plan was to enslave one of them and make him a walking sex slave herpe. But it was a walking sex slave herpe.

[Perfection/Emma 2]

Kitty is very anti-strong female role models. And you can't kill Anjulie, she's there when every prostitute get's an extra $5, when every STD test comes back positive, when every teenager sees the double blue line. She's there.

OMG! Anjulie is the tooth fairy