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    Quote Originally Posted by dupersuper View Post
    Speaking of, 70s Starbuck and modern Starbuck would totally do...themselves.
    ROTFLMAO!
    "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

    -Abraham Lincoln

    "We thought that by making your world more violent, we would make it more 'realistic,' more 'adult.' God help us if that's what it means."

    -Grant Morrison to Animal Man, Animal Man #26

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    Sergeant Howie (1973 The Wicker Man): ...well, I was simply aghast! I told Lord Summerisle, 'But they're naked!'"

    Edward Malus (2006 The Wicker Man): And what was his reaction?

    Sergeant Howie: He said (does his best Summerisle impression) 'Naturally! It's much too dangerous for them to jump through fire with their clothes on!'"

    (they chuckle at this)

    Edward Malus: You think that's funny? There I was, dressed in a bear outfit...because I needed a disguise, right? Only I needed transportation, so I had to steal a bike...so I clocked this old woman!

    Sergeant Howie: (giggles) A bear outfit?

    Edward Malus: Yeah, I know! (they laugh) Boy, you wouldn't believe what seems so funny in retrospect...
    "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

    -Abraham Lincoln

    "We thought that by making your world more violent, we would make it more 'realistic,' more 'adult.' God help us if that's what it means."

    -Grant Morrison to Animal Man, Animal Man #26

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    Quote Originally Posted by InuyashaFE View Post
    '08 Hulk: Why Hulk look like play-doh?

    '03 Hulk: At least this Hulk manage to throw big metal monsters! All new Hulk do is smash them into ugly Hulk's face.

    '03 Bruce: Seriously, what is with the depowerment? Your Hulk couldn't leap for crap.

    '08 Bruce: Yeah well at least mine didn't look like it was made of play-doh.

    '03 Bruce: Why does everyone keep hounding us about that?!
    More like.

    08: Me hate Bruce

    03: Me hate Bruce,

    08: Me like you, lets be me friend.

    03: Me accept.

    08: Bruce well we should join heads and figure a way to end Hulk.

    03: But how.

    08: Bruce dunno.

    03: My Betty is better than yours.

    08: What ?

    The End
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    Chris and Brandon in Metropolis - Your place or mine? George Reeves at the next table - EEWWW!

    Disney's Zorro and Zorro the Gay Blade - Ah, you dress so well! I like the whip.

    Richard Green Robin Hood and Kevin Kostner Robin Hood - You're a bloody yank! What the ?

    Baldy Head Darth Vader vs. Anakin - Darth Vader - at the end with helmets off - Did Luke do his sister?

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    Original A-Team: So you kill people, eh? I was thinking that whole Gandhi thing was going to be an excuse why you stopped doing that.

    New A-Team: Elite military assault unit that doesnt kill people? Yeah, real believable.

    Original: Yeah and surviving a fall from thousands of feet in a tank by slowing yourself by firing its gun is?

    New: Er, our Murdock is crazier than your Murdock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Smith View Post
    Chris and Brandon in Metropolis - Your place or mine? George Reeves at the next table - EEWWW!

    Disney's Zorro and Zorro the Gay Blade - Ah, you dress so well! I like the whip.

    Richard Green Robin Hood and Kevin Kostner Robin Hood - You're a bloody yank! What the ?

    Baldy Head Darth Vader vs. Anakin - Darth Vader - at the end with helmets off - Did Luke do his sister?
    Hate to nitpick, but I don't think the Superman or Darth Vader ones count. They're sequels/prequels, not remakes.

    The other two are good.
    "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

    -Abraham Lincoln

    "We thought that by making your world more violent, we would make it more 'realistic,' more 'adult.' God help us if that's what it means."

    -Grant Morrison to Animal Man, Animal Man #26

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radical View Post
    Hate to nitpick, but I don't think the Superman or Darth Vader ones count. They're sequels/prequels, not remakes.

    The other two are good.
    Reeve to Routh is, but Reeves is certainly in a stand alone series.
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    Both Spider-Mans make fun of each other.

    Same with Iron Man.

    The Hulks fight.

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    Kai Frieza makes fun of DBZ Frieza's voice, which results in a fight.

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    This technically isn't a remake... aw, what the hell.


    Abridged Vegeta: Really? Nappa was actually intelligent?

    Vegeta: If you mean he wasn't autistic, then yes. By the way--*thrust a ki blast in A. Vegeta's face that obliterates him outright*

    Vegeta:---I was *never* a prison bitch.



    Piccolo: I hate to say it, but you're right, I should've dodged.

    Abridged Piccolo: Damn right you should've.

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    The apes from the two Planet of the Apes movies (and the original's sequels) have a nice peaceful conversation...at first. Then Thade starts to argue with Zaius, and the next thing you know, there's breast-beating, howling, feces-slinging...kind of like in politics. (I'm going to hell for that one...)

    Captain Leo Davidson: God damn it all to hell! It's a madhouse!

    George Taylor: You took the words right out of my mouth.
    "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

    -Abraham Lincoln

    "We thought that by making your world more violent, we would make it more 'realistic,' more 'adult.' God help us if that's what it means."

    -Grant Morrison to Animal Man, Animal Man #26

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    Daniel LaRusso: So...did Han ever teach you the whole "wax on, wax off" thing?

    Dre Parker: More like, "jacket on, jacket off."

    Julie Pierce: Huh?

    Dre: No, no, I said JACKET off!
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    "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

    -Abraham Lincoln

    "We thought that by making your world more violent, we would make it more 'realistic,' more 'adult.' God help us if that's what it means."

    -Grant Morrison to Animal Man, Animal Man #26

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    Neo: Woah

    Ted: Woah

    The universe explodes.

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    John Wayne Rooster Cogburn: What the hell makes you think a little punk like you can fill my shoes pilgrim?

    Jeff Bridges Rooster Cogburn: At least I didn't have to be fat and wear a stupid eyepatch to win my first Oscar.

    Wayne: Fill your hand you son of a bitch!
    Hey! No one's asking you to smell it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow Skill View Post
    Neo: Woah

    Ted: Woah

    The universe explodes.
    Matrix is a Bill&Ted remake?
    Pull List; seems to be too long to fit in my sig...

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