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07-30-2010, 05:23 AM #16Veteran Member
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"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
-Abraham Lincoln
"We thought that by making your world more violent, we would make it more 'realistic,' more 'adult.' God help us if that's what it means."
-Grant Morrison to Animal Man, Animal Man #26
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07-31-2010, 10:08 AM #17Veteran Member
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Sergeant Howie (1973 The Wicker Man): ...well, I was simply aghast! I told Lord Summerisle, 'But they're naked!'"
Edward Malus (2006 The Wicker Man): And what was his reaction?
Sergeant Howie: He said (does his best Summerisle impression) 'Naturally! It's much too dangerous for them to jump through fire with their clothes on!'"
(they chuckle at this)
Edward Malus: You think that's funny? There I was, dressed in a bear outfit...because I needed a disguise, right? Only I needed transportation, so I had to steal a bike...so I clocked this old woman!
Sergeant Howie: (giggles) A bear outfit?
Edward Malus: Yeah, I know! (they laugh) Boy, you wouldn't believe what seems so funny in retrospect..."Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
-Abraham Lincoln
"We thought that by making your world more violent, we would make it more 'realistic,' more 'adult.' God help us if that's what it means."
-Grant Morrison to Animal Man, Animal Man #26
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07-31-2010, 12:16 PM #18Doctor Von Doom
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More like. Originally Posted by InuyashaFE
08: Me hate Bruce
03: Me hate Bruce,
08: Me like you, lets be me friend.
03: Me accept.
08: Bruce well we should join heads and figure a way to end Hulk.
03: But how.
08: Bruce dunno.
03: My Betty is better than yours.
08: What ?
The EndKnowledgeable in Marvel/DC
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07-31-2010, 01:34 PM #19Senior Member
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Chris and Brandon in Metropolis - Your place or mine? George Reeves at the next table - EEWWW!
Disney's Zorro and Zorro the Gay Blade - Ah, you dress so well! I like the whip.
Richard Green Robin Hood and Kevin Kostner Robin Hood - You're a bloody yank! What the ?
Baldy Head Darth Vader vs. Anakin - Darth Vader - at the end with helmets off - Did Luke do his sister?
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07-31-2010, 03:28 PM #20Power with girl is better
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Original A-Team: So you kill people, eh? I was thinking that whole Gandhi thing was going to be an excuse why you stopped doing that.
New A-Team: Elite military assault unit that doesnt kill people? Yeah, real believable.
Original: Yeah and surviving a fall from thousands of feet in a tank by slowing yourself by firing its gun is?
New: Er, our Murdock is crazier than your Murdock.
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07-31-2010, 09:24 PM #21Veteran Member
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Hate to nitpick, but I don't think the Superman or Darth Vader ones count. They're sequels/prequels, not remakes. Originally Posted by Captain Smith
The other two are good."Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
-Abraham Lincoln
"We thought that by making your world more violent, we would make it more 'realistic,' more 'adult.' God help us if that's what it means."
-Grant Morrison to Animal Man, Animal Man #26
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08-01-2010, 01:26 AM #22Elder Member
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Reeve to Routh is, but Reeves is certainly in a stand alone series. Originally Posted by Radical
Pull List; seems to be too long to fit in my sig...
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08-01-2010, 03:34 AM #23Hey, there.
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Both Spider-Mans make fun of each other.
Same with Iron Man.
The Hulks fight.
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08-01-2010, 03:37 AM #24Friendly Zoroark
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Kai Frieza makes fun of DBZ Frieza's voice, which results in a fight.
Louis: "We're gonna find that sailboat right around the corner, you just watch!"
Francis: "Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'm gonna sink the boat just to make you sad!"
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08-01-2010, 05:31 AM #25New Age Saint
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This technically isn't a remake... aw, what the hell.
Abridged Vegeta: Really? Nappa was actually intelligent?
Vegeta: If you mean he wasn't autistic, then yes. By the way--*thrust a ki blast in A. Vegeta's face that obliterates him outright*
Vegeta:---I was *never* a prison bitch.
Piccolo: I hate to say it, but you're right, I should've dodged.
Abridged Piccolo: Damn right you should've.Do you want fries with that? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!
The Insanity of Sasuke Uchiha
The No-Life King was both shocked and enraged when he eventually made his way outside and found Seras sparkling in the sunlight. “Police Girl, what do you think you're doing?!” Alucard bellowed, causing Seras to emit a surprised 'gasp'. “Stop that this instant!”
“Oh... M-Master, I-I was just... just...”
“You were sparkling!!!” Alucard shouted.
The Truth about FF
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08-01-2010, 08:58 AM #26Veteran Member
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The apes from the two Planet of the Apes movies (and the original's sequels) have a nice peaceful conversation...at first. Then Thade starts to argue with Zaius, and the next thing you know, there's breast-beating, howling, feces-slinging...kind of like in politics.
(I'm going to hell for that one...)
Captain Leo Davidson: God damn it all to hell! It's a madhouse!
George Taylor: You took the words right out of my mouth.
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
-Abraham Lincoln
"We thought that by making your world more violent, we would make it more 'realistic,' more 'adult.' God help us if that's what it means."
-Grant Morrison to Animal Man, Animal Man #26
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06-13-2011, 07:59 PM #27Veteran Member
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Daniel LaRusso: So...did Han ever teach you the whole "wax on, wax off" thing?
Dre Parker: More like, "jacket on, jacket off."
Julie Pierce: Huh?
Dre: No, no, I said JACKET off!Last edited by Radical; 06-13-2011 at 10:58 PM. Reason: incomplete
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
-Abraham Lincoln
"We thought that by making your world more violent, we would make it more 'realistic,' more 'adult.' God help us if that's what it means."
-Grant Morrison to Animal Man, Animal Man #26
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06-14-2011, 10:12 PM #28Member
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Neo: Woah
Ted: Woah
The universe explodes.
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06-14-2011, 10:30 PM #29The good kind of evil
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John Wayne Rooster Cogburn: What the hell makes you think a little punk like you can fill my shoes pilgrim?
Jeff Bridges Rooster Cogburn: At least I didn't have to be fat and wear a stupid eyepatch to win my first Oscar.
Wayne: Fill your hand you son of a bitch!Hey! No one's asking you to smell it.
Alexander Hawke
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06-14-2011, 11:57 PM #30Elder Member
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Matrix is a Bill&Ted remake? Originally Posted by Shadow Skill
Pull List; seems to be too long to fit in my sig...
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