It's tonight, boys and girls! Are we ready to squeal like little children over the things we like and then bitch like aged fanboys over the things we don't!?!
To those new to Smallville know this going in: it's poorly written, period. Aside from a lack of logic and plot holes you could push Mogo through (where is Supergirl, for one), the writers often try to emulate some type of witty dialogue and fail so miserably you doubt if they could even spell "wit" much less conceive of its proper application. The words coming out of the mouths of the actors are often so ill-conceived and clumsy it makes the actors sound like they're naturally foreign speaking and learned their lines phonetically, especially the poor actress playing Lois (or maybe she's just the worst actor, I'm not sure). Just set your expectation levels very low and you might have a good time.