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03-21-2010, 03:48 PM #781Comics as they should be!
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03-21-2010, 03:57 PM #782Elder Member
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Originally Posted by JamesRitcheyIII
Dear Rick,
You could stand to lose a few pounds. You're personally a very rare animal, an Ex-Marine (and I say 'Ex' quite deliberately--you have no character) who 'has a few extra pounds'. I've known 4 retired Marines besides you, and they are all in tip top shape. My good friend Ron Fortier is a retired marine, is in his 'sixties, and looks like he works out every day. Not the best insult to be coming from you, as you are the stereotype you seem to revile the most--an aging, functional mentally/emotionally handicapped man, with a fantasy-prone personality, very poor hygiene, and...a weight problem.
When you try to paint Gcom in that light, we visualize YOU.
SINcerely, Jim 'Everything You're NOT' Ritchey.
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Gail/Tammy--if your name is Tammy James, can I be a Shandell?
My name really ISN'T Tammy James, but don't let that stop you!
Rick's constantly calling people fat is weird. I'm not going to respond in kind, but again, anyone looking at Rick's pictures, especially lately, can see why Rick calling anyone unattractive is hilarious on the face of it. I'm sure when he looks in the mirror, he sees a trim, fit, handsome, well-dressed gentleman wearing non-stained, non-smelly clothes, just as he sees a publisher, con organizer, writer, and intellectual, I'm sure. A couple of those more recent pictures, he looks...well, "thin," isn't the stereotypic descriptive I would go for.
But the rest of the world has better vision and fewer delusions.Black Canary owns your world.
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03-21-2010, 04:01 PM #783Elder Member
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These reactionary idiots like Rick...the truth doesn't matter at all to them. They are huge failures in every way, and they have to blame someone. Why not someone very different from themselves and vastly more intelligent, charismatic and successful? Originally Posted by JTPencils
We've seen Rick's snide racist insults before. Of COURSE he thinks Obama's coming to get him.
So he gets his fake news from idiots and doesn't bother to check to see if any of it is true before diving head first into the CEEment pond with a box of Slim Jims and some disposable diapers.
Pathetic.
Let's see if he has the courage to admit that every single thing he was whining about in his last post was completely false.Black Canary owns your world.
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03-21-2010, 04:29 PM #784Junior Member
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I'm Tammy James.
No, wait, I'm Spartacus!
No, Tammy James.
No, Spartacus!
It's getting crowded in here.
On other fronts...
Although I'll probably be at Mid-Ohio-Con in November, my only scheduled appearance as of now is at the Lakewood Public Library, Lakewood, Ohio, evening of May 5th. I will be giving a talk on...what else?...comic books.
I haven't done many conventions in recent years and probably won't be doing many of them - if any - in the future. I can't imagine how Gail and others, who are much busier work-wise than I am, can find the time to attend so many. Unless...
Clones? Doubles? Robots?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Tony
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03-21-2010, 04:49 PM #785Elder Member
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Obama works for a collection agency? Originally Posted by Gail Simone
"We must fight on!"
"We'll die. We fight and we die, that's how it goes."
"Then we die gloriously!"
"There's an important word there, and it's not gloriously."
- Only You Can Save Mankind
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03-21-2010, 05:02 PM #786Elder Member
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Originally Posted by TonyIsabella
I have never slept much, Tony. I work mostly at night.
I have a killer con schedule coming up, unfortunately--I might have overdone it a little.
I hope to go to Mid-Ohio Con next year.
And if YOU'RE Tammy, then who is Tamryn or any of the other wacky names he was SURE were mine?Black Canary owns your world.
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03-21-2010, 05:33 PM #787Member
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I'm Tamryn.
Glad to finally get that off my chest,
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03-21-2010, 05:41 PM #788Elder Member
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THAT must be why you're late with those columns, Nat!
Black Canary owns your world.
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03-21-2010, 05:43 PM #789Elder Member
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Some people have called me "Tammy." Very, very few. It is neither my real name, nor my preferred nickname.
Even with the document right in front of him, he still hasn't gotten it right.Black Canary owns your world.
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03-21-2010, 05:52 PM #790premoditated mayhem!
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Tammy, Sammy, Pammy, Terry, Jerry, Hughie, Dewie, Screwie, Babalouie!
I know you're hiding in there somewhere, you token penperson, you!OzBat!
Now with 150% more SNARK!
I promise that I understand your respect and toleration of my positions does not imply you agree with me. If you promise that my respect and toleration of your positions does not imply you have open season on mine.
Are you a Rules Lawyer? Try annoying someone who cares!
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03-21-2010, 05:54 PM #791Has Gotta Lust For Life!
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Liar! Originally Posted by NatGertler
You CAN'T be. A respected source (my OWN Magic Talking Fish) has it on good authority that Tamryn, Tommy James and Shondells, John Galt, Kilroy, the Entire Gay Military, Tony Curtis, The Black Menace (Barack Obama's superhero identity) and The Liberal Media are about to storm The Van of JusticeTM, parked under a bridge near Utica.
He has finally inferiorated all the wrong people by speaking trooth to power!
Run, Rick, RUUUNNN!!!!!
Not even you, Nat (not Jones) Gertler can be in two places at once! Mebbe Gail...Last edited by JamesRitcheyIII; 03-21-2010 at 06:11 PM.
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03-21-2010, 05:54 PM #792Elder Member
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They call me girl
They call me Tammy
They call me her
They call me Tamryn
That's not my name
That's not my name"We must fight on!"
"We'll die. We fight and we die, that's how it goes."
"Then we die gloriously!"
"There's an important word there, and it's not gloriously."
- Only You Can Save Mankind
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03-21-2010, 07:40 PM #793I'm the wind, baby.
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Gloriana of the Ninth Segment weaves her magnificent tendrils of hair into all aspects of existence so they can fight off the rebellious hope for all mankind - THE OLNEY ONE WHO CAN SAVE US (Ha! I made a pun!)... RICK DANGEROLNEY!
Only he has the Van of Justice! Only he can put the spooky in the spookster that is Gloriana! See him defeat armies of hairdressers and haters who demand payment from him that would otherwise go to funding his crimefighting activities! He has incredible powers of stench that can repel even the evilest of creators!
And after he lays the smackdown on the latest baddie, hear him deliver his trademark finishing phrase - "Goos night, pukee!" Before laying a reacharound of PAIN!Lightbringer - The World's First Superhero
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03-21-2010, 07:42 PM #794Just do it.
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Only my mom gets to call me Tommy.
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03-21-2010, 07:48 PM #795Not here.
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Something I told him he was doing the first week all this started. Originally Posted by Gail Simone
It's like something out of Sophocles. The tragedy grinds on relentlessly to its inevitable conclusion, with the doomed central figure working tirelessly as the architect of his own destruction, and the chorus repeatedly warning him that he's calling down the wrath of the gods upon himself. All anybody can do is sit back and watch it play out, knowing that at any moment, the mad anti-hero would repent and prevent the fate lying in store for him, and also knowing that he never will.
It's epic.
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