You were going nuts the week you kept inviting me to your place but knew I couldn't go. Then when I was available you started freaking out and it took forever to get the address out of you. And now that you know you can get it, you don't want it.
Listen, this playing hard to get doesn't work for girls, it's not going to work for you.
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07-05-2012, 05:29 PM #3316is a very dirty girl
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07-09-2012, 05:41 PM #3317is a very dirty girl
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Just because you're newly a lesbian, doesn't mean that all men are evil.
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07-09-2012, 07:55 PM #3318Elder Member
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There was a situation that was exactly parallel to this about a year ago, yet only this time the man is a different race and you get mad.
You've shown your true feelings yet again.
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07-09-2012, 08:00 PM #3319Pearl of the Omniverse
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Why don't you know that I'm in a hurry, other drivers?
I DON'T WAKE YOU UP! Let me fucking sleep!!
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07-09-2012, 09:10 PM #3320People Think I'm a Goob!
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"MONEY...MONEY... MONEY...MONEY!" said Eugene Krabbs as he stumbled into his office to count his phat stacks like 'Ole King Midas'!
Originally Posted by RolandJP
Last edited by PCPaperbacks; 07-09-2012 at 09:13 PM.
TANSTAAFL - Robert Heinlein
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07-10-2012, 01:02 PM #3321CotM Member
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The only reason you are alive is because I don't want to go to prison.
What have I always believed? That, on the whole, and by and large, if a person lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out ok.
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07-12-2012, 02:27 PM #3322Pearl of the Omniverse
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DO THIS WHEN I'M NOT HOME. I WAS GONE FOR 9 HOURS TODAY! I'M TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE I WANT TO YELL AT YOU! o
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07-13-2012, 08:21 AM #3323Veteran Member
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Could you make your paychecks harder to free from their envelopes? I won't be happy 'til I actually manage to tear one of these fuckers to pieces.
"'Kirby got a shitty contract too, so get over it' isn't a great tagline."
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07-13-2012, 08:23 AM #3324CotM Member
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but do they staple important documents to the envelope and thus through the check? Originally Posted by The Beast Of Yucca Flats
What have I always believed? That, on the whole, and by and large, if a person lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out ok.
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07-13-2012, 08:53 AM #332513 Time Rita's Champion
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Its part of the evil game they play. Fuck with your mind as they make ya struggle to get the paycheck . Then once ya get it free and see what your paid ...you are more let down . lol Originally Posted by The Beast Of Yucca Flats
"Heads up-- If Havok's position in UA #5 really upset you, it's time to drown yourself hobo piss. Seriously, do it. It's the only solution." - Rick Remender
Sucks 200 character limit.
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07-13-2012, 09:21 AM #3326IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS!!!
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direct deposit solves that problem Originally Posted by SUPERECWFAN1
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07-13-2012, 11:17 AM #3327la petite mort
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People are quick to forget/ignore the power of art. As a form of healing, and as a form of propaganda.
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07-13-2012, 06:13 PM #3328Pearl of the Omniverse
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Stop playing games with me, kitty.
hun, what do you think alphabetical order means?Last edited by coveredinbees; 07-13-2012 at 06:16 PM.
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07-17-2012, 02:55 PM #3329is a very dirty girl
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I am so fucking done. I'm tired of trying to convince you not to kill yourself. I'm at the end of my rope. I dont know what to do anymore.
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07-18-2012, 03:29 PM #3330Faiza Fanboy
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For the love of God, Cracked, get down off your soapbox and start writing funny articles again. While other comedians are finding comedy through poking fun at political correctness, your writers seem determined for every crappy article to have an aesop that says "uh, you know women are oppressed, right?"
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