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    You and your stupid requirements for your class ...

    It's almost like you want a few of us to fail again this semester.

    If it wasn't bad enough I have to parse through your English and put together the pieces of a puzzle in order to try to figure out what the hell you're saying, now you subject me to this.

    It boggles the mind just how you were allowed to become a professor in the first place.
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    Why all your assholes haven't fused shut by now due to all this non-stop clenching over shit that-- whether you wanna hear it or not-- DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER TO THE EXTENT YOU WANT IT TO, I'll never know.
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    Well, you're quite the slimy, self-satisfied little shit, aren't you?
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    Why was I born to be so gullible?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bear View Post
    Why was I born to be so gullible?
    Give me $50 and I'll tell you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Perry Holley View Post
    Give me $50 and I'll tell you.
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    There you go.

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    Stop being passive aggressive. Stop it. That last line you choose to include in your email? Don't. It's unnecessary. Just stop, I do not want to start retaliating.
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    If you're gonna make plans, STICK WITH THEM!

    Thanks a fucking lot ASSHOLE!
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    Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!
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    I am one person, just one bookseller on our staff. I may be singularly the most efficient bookseller, the most adept and most adaptable but I am only one. No-one else in the store can cover the entire salesfloor by themselves, answer multiple phones, complete online reservations, assist customers with adult and children's selections, all without missing a beat. Do NOT tell me to cover information when I'm walking out of children's to help a customer who walked up to info for help cuz there was no-one left on the floor to cover children's. I may move fast enough to look like multiple employees, but realize it's just me. It usually is.

    Also realize that I've been volunteering for two on-call shifts a week for a reason: I can't afford to raise this family on two days a week. If you can run me ragged on my regular shifts, you can damned well run me ragged for more than just two fucking days.
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    How is that fucking possible? You can't have the flu and not have the flu at the same time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Athena Bast View Post
    How is that fucking possible? You can't have the flu and not have the flu at the same time.
    Is this person named Schrodinger, perchance?
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    Oh, I get it now.

    You're a dick.
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    Oh, I see it now:


    that my giving you a weeks notice;

    laboring over your related homework with you for 3 days before;

    making it an open book/open notes test;

    providing you an actual written explanation of how to do each problem to use during the test (because I didn't trust you to know where to look it up);

    allowing you to use your calculator (also with my instructions on how to);

    deleting 3 of the 10 problems;

    waking you up the second day you had to do it;

    and literally walking you through and giving you the answer to the first one;

    that makes it my fault that you got a 64 (which incidentally was also a present from me to you).


    Oh no, you're not dumb; you're just lazy. You're parents on the other hand, are fucking morons--because they actually believe your bullshit.

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