Out-of-context angry rants II: The Reckoning

**Kid Kamikaze10** · 11-24-2012, 03:07 PM

I'm not the other guys you were with. I never abused you, I'm not secretly gay, I'm not from another country, and I never wanted to take the relationship too fast (but you sure did). Here's why we broke up.

When you weren't trying to push the relationship too quickly with trips and gifts, your insecurity was pushing me way. When you weren't dragging everyone else in your life into a black hole, you were crying to me and your housemates, projecting your feelings about yourself onto them, privately cursing people who are/were your friends, lovers, and even your damn family. And just like everyone else your life, you were going to cut me out of your life for good unless I do things your way. And then you wonder why you feel so alone.

It's funny. After knowing all these things, and hearing all your suicidal and homicidal thoughts, you expected me to follow you. To trust you. And as much as you kept saying other wise, to love you.

That was just impossible. I was willing to be your friend, and try to help you through some of the crap happening your life. But I was an absolute idiot for becoming your boyfriend.

I don't think you are what you think you are. And I don't think you are what other people say you are. But what I think you are isn't what you want to hear. I think you are broken, and shouldn't have a boyfriend until you learn to love yourself. And I was becoming an obstacle to that process.

But don't worry. I don't think I should have a girlfriend either. Until I learn how to act like a mature adult (get my work done consistently on time, plan ahead and complete said plans, and start looking for help when I need it), I will never be able to maintain a stable relationship. Or succeed in life. And you definitely weren't helping.

So I'm happy it's over. We both needed it.

**Justin K.** · 11-24-2012, 08:55 PM

Wtf am I doing with myself?

**Athena Bast** · 11-26-2012, 07:26 PM

Things that ruin Christmas: 1) bad economies because I can bet you'll start seeing Christmas things showing up before Halloween if not during Back To School sales.

2) Christians who complain about people saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas but still profess respect for Hannukah and Kwanzaa. Just because you're Christian doesn't mean you have to hang yourself from a bloody cross every winter.

**Justin K.** · 11-29-2012, 12:33 PM

Quit fucking overreacting, it was a doodle and to be quite frank, I wish worse upon this place.

**tonythelion** · 11-29-2012, 12:45 PM

This wanker right here. GET OFF MY TV.
1. You are ripping off every ballad. Ever. Plus insulting them whilst ripping them off.
2. You can't write lyrics.
3. You can't sing. And that is coming from me.
4. LOOK AT YOURSELF. You look like a fucking prick.

Reassess your life before you make more 'music'

**dupersuper** · 11-29-2012, 10:55 PM

If my sighing and annoyed button mashing is problematic, perhaps the company should hire enough call-takers and give them systems that actually work...?

**coveredinbees** · 11-30-2012, 04:36 PM

Stop using words and making noise!

**coveredinbees** · 11-30-2012, 09:57 PM

my god, what have i done

**Athena Bast** · 12-03-2012, 07:55 PM

You are nothing but a bully. When you can't reach them or they don't respond to you the way you want you use passive aggressive threats to get them to comply and tow the line. I will never give you the answer you want because it's never the truth. I refuse to lie to satisfy your ego.

**NinjaMic** · 12-04-2012, 07:55 AM

With people like you, it's no wonder society frowns on this medium. Jesus Christ

**Froggy** · 12-04-2012, 09:07 AM

You know, I may not have the answers on how you can cope, but would it be so hard to try SOMETHING?

I get that it's hard for you to know how to cope cause well, you never learned how to, but that doesn't mean you're absolved of any effort. None of these past relationships have killed you or pushe dyou into a shell, so I don't think this latest one will be the dagger. You broke up with the guy, and it was for the better. How do you see not throwing up over stress and sleeping more than two hours a day as a problem? You KNOW you had issues with trust, yet you still kept the relationship going, only to find yourself questioning EVERYTHING this dude did.

It also makes it really hard to talk to you sometimes when on the rare occasion I have a problem, the conversation segues into what's going on in your life. I'm more or less frustrated because as much as you say you appreciate our friendship, there's not a lot of reciprocation going on. If this was like a recent thing, I'd be okay with it, but for like 5 years, it's been all about you, not me, YOU. Now I don't mind helping you through problems in your life, but least you could do is reciprocate you know?

**Athena Bast** · 12-05-2012, 05:24 PM

I have to wonder....

I have to wonder if she's going to want your penis when you get one or are you just going to be in transition for the rest of your life just to keep her?

**Charles RB** · 12-05-2012, 05:37 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

**Charles RB** · 12-05-2012, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by Athena Bast

I have to wonder....

I have to wonder if she's going to want your penis when you get one or are you just going to be in transition for the rest of your life just to keep her?

Your rants are much better than mine.