Out-of-context angry rants II: The Reckoning

[Athena Bast]

It's a replica of the Princess Diana's wedding ring. Of course the stones are not real diamonds and sapphire you ass. Do you know how much the original is worth?

Fuck I cannot wait for you to get out of hear so I don't have to listen to stupid comments anymore.

[Gonmun]

Christ, what the hell is wrong with the two of you? Are you just that damn immature that the idea of holding down a steady job that might cramp your video game playing and partying with your friends has you quitting job after job after job? One of you has a fucking newborn! The only thing holding me back from putting a foot up your collective asses is the amount of respect I have for your sister and how she seems to be one of the only ones with any sense in your family. God just go...I hope neither of you show up for Easter dinner. That way I don't have to deal with your grandmother's disappointed look when she finds out that the two of you can barely keep yourselves above the fucking poverty line. Oh, and btw...way to leech off of your g/f and the mother of your child as the only fucking income in the household. Takes some real class there, jackass!

[Athena Bast]

God you are so fucking boring. I am missing a Doctor Who marathon so you can watch marathon of people bitching about home decor.

[Greg Hatcher]

You know, listening to you whine and carry on about 'organized religion' in your oh-so-intellectual way really, really grates on myself and my wife especially since A) you have no business pretending to be intellectual when you are as bone-stupid-ignorant as you are, B) it was church volunteers that fed, clothed, and sheltered you and your four-year-old son for the better part of a year, including me and my wife; and C) it's painfully obvious that your distaste for 'organized religion' is really code for "I am launching a pre-emptive strike against anyone who thinks I place my own need to drink heavily and screw ahead of my now six-year-old son's need for a stable parent." You know what? Those looks of disgust and disapproval you're getting from people? It has nothing to do with organized religion and everything to do with you being a selfish stupid bitch.

Sure, we'll watch your son this weekend so you can go out and get your drink on. But not for you. We do it because we like him and we feel obligated to be stable adult examples for him. Believe me, he's the only reason we put up with you, Drunky McStupid.

Oh, and by the way: "Kept woman" isn't really a career, so you might quit crowing about how good you've got it lately. Have you noticed your son is terrified of that guy? Because we have.

[Captain Clarkie]

Hello fellow Ranters! Quick straw poll- Reply Yes, if the main reason for you posting here is work-related or No, if it's family-related or something else or reply "Cucumber" if the main reason for your rants are fellow CBR people. (Thank the maker for this thread)

[Greg Hatcher]

I'm not sure if I understand which option I'm to use here. How about if I just say it's 'extended family' related?

[Captain Clarkie]

I'm not sure if I understand which option I'm to use here. How about if I just say it's 'extended family' related?

Sorry couldn't put a poll in a thread.


Yes= Work
No= Anything else except...
Cucumber = CBR.

[Spike-X]

Hello fellow Ranters! Quick straw poll- Reply Yes, if the main reason for you posting here is work-related or No, if it's family-related or something else or reply "Cucumber" if the main reason for your rants are fellow CBR people. (Thank the maker for this thread)

All of the above, depending.

[RolandJP]

Hello fellow Ranters! Quick straw poll- Reply Yes, if the main reason for you posting here is work-related or No, if it's family-related or something else or reply "Cucumber" if the main reason for your rants are fellow CBR people. (Thank the maker for this thread)

Yes, No, Cucumber---all of the above and none of the above.

[dupersuper]

God you are so fucking boring. I am missing a Doctor Who marathon so you can watch marathon of people bitching about home decor.

You desperately need a 2nd tv.

[Puma]

you are employed by the Library system, not the Friends organization, it would help if you remembered this...or quit.

[The Once And Forever]

If it wasn't mine the first time you asked me, why the hell would it be mine the second and third time?

It's not a fucking jackal, it will never be a fucking jackal.

God!

[The Once And Forever]

$2.04 is more than $1.99! Why won't you let me buy this video!

Goddamn you Itunes!

[RolandJP]

Me a Golem. Pshaw. Im a shabbos goy

[Kaim]

Are you kidding me? For all the times I've picked up your slack, is it really so unreasonable to ask for one day? Yes, I want to be with my family on Easter Sunday - and yes, I celebrate Easter, but no, that does not entitle you to smirk at me like I'm some mentally deficient five-year-old. I've gone against screaming fiber of my being to treat you with respect and kindness, but if I don't get one day to relax and recharge, you're going to give me a whole whackload of new things to ask forgiveness for. Doubtless you'll grant it (oh so graciously, of course) when you need me to start picking up the slack once again.