Out-of-context angry rants II: The Reckoning

[Athena Bast]

Tell me why do you think it's a good thing to cause all the intelligent people to find jobs elsewhere? If this kind of attitude is what the company endorses they've more than shot themselves in the foot.

[Rallura]

Right, that's enough. You snot nosed little mental midget, you are going down.

[Athena Bast]

Shut up you self-righteous son of a bitch!

I'm better than something to do when you don't have anything else to do. You best learn that when you complain the next time someone can't decide between nothing and you.

[beetlebum]

I will not yell at you for being dumb and getting on my nerves

I will not yell at you for being dumb and getting on my nerves

I will not yell at you for being dumb and getting on my nerves

I will not ...

[beetlebum]

Why do you insist on prodding me to the point where I explode?

Do you enjoy it? Cos I sure as hell don't.

And if I give you a cookie, will you promise to shut up and leave me alone for the rest of the evening?

[Athena Bast]

Really internet? You chose that time to crap out on me?

[coveredinbees]

I would never say this to you, because I'm a little afraid, but that is really way too much eyeliner.

[Genocide]

Women in my life, please take note:

When you are talking to a man and his responses consist of "uh huh," "yeah," "sure," etc, it is because he doesn't give two shits about what you are talking about.

Why can you not understand that men like to be left alone with their thoughts sometimes and don't need to be constantly talking 100% of the time? I spend 9 hours a day, 6 days a week working in a customer service job, were all I hear is inane shit people spew about things I don't care about.

I come home, have an actual engaging conversation with you (more than just "hi" "work was good," etc...) And then after that conversation ends and I'm relaxing, I have to hear you talk about what you ate for breakfast, what route you took driving to your mom's house, and other stuff even you don't really care about.

I'm going nuts having to put up with this bullshit.

This thread is a life saver.

[Athena Bast]

Holy mixed signals Batman!

Are you flirting with me or not? Yes I want to stand closer to you. Close enough that I want to be inside those jeans and it's getting much more difficult to resist the temptation but you need to lose the bitch. I am not going make that decision for you nor am I going to do it for you.

I want to be your girl not your mistress.

[The Scarlet Sapien]

How much longer really? I mean really? What more do I have to do? How can you not get it? How can you not see?

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

The application on your site can also smoke my pole.

[The Once And Forever]

Dear Glee:

Die.

Signed, The Once And Forever.

[Brandon McKinnis]

Shut Up!

And that's how Sue "C's" it.

[Justin K.]

If you think I'm gonna go to any more of your weddings or fucking family reunions, you can forget it! You already made it clear on who the black sheep is, considering that you have the nerve to bitch me out for forgetting your birthday, but then you forget mine every year anyways.

[Athena Bast]

No! You cannot bring up the devil horns for Nickelback. I hope Ronnie James Dio haunts you until the end of your days.