I shall now spend the rest of the week thanking numerous deities, as well as thanking no one at all (I'm an agnostic, you see) that "deliberate mistake burger-bun-hair Leia" wasn't "deliberate mistake slave-costume-Leia" instead!
I have asked Nigh Perfect to dress up as Slave Leia. God knows I have asked. But no luck so far. Little Dude seems willing to give it a shot but it's just not the same.