We are all set to go as Flogging a Dead Horse embarks on its fourth or fifth run and I attempt to ruin the entire comics industry. The idea here is to have fun and talk about arbitrary things. Think of me as your stunt double: I break bones and do stupid stuff so that you don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, you are welcome to.
Happy chums are always welcome. Dissenting opinions are encouraged, since no one likes a suck-up. Mean people will be tolerated, though made to bleed internally by some of our wittiest posters. To be clear: if you want to come here and just be a mean prick it is a free country. But don't blame me if your revolting suckiness becomes apparent to others and you are shunned by your own grandmothers.
Let's have fun. First one to a thousand points wins.