The last movie I saw (thanks, Netflix) was "27 Dresses." If it had been a drama, I would label the heroine as Too Stupid to Live. There were huge lapses in logic throughout and an emphasis on visual impact though what was filmed made no sense. I gave it three stars, ho hum.
The closest I'm going to get to Zombieland is reading Dan Savage's "Savage Love" column today, which discusses the ethics of zombie love.
And oh yeah: