In the nightmare, I have awesome tickets to the Montreal Canadiens home opener. I AM STOKED!
The game is against the Boston Bruins, so I KNOW the hits and action are gonna be intense.
I'm watching them practice and warm up when suddenly the line-ups take their places for the national athems to be sung.
The announce says, "Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the singing of the national anthems. Our guest singers tonights are the current owner of the Habs and her good friend. PLEASE WELCOME CELINE DION AND MARIAH CAREY!"
My wife held me as a cried.
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10-09-2009, 07:50 AM #1Senior Member
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I woke up screaming fomr a nightmare last night....
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10-09-2009, 07:59 AM #2Everythn´s comin´up roses
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Lucid dreaming is you best defense against nightmares.
My last one, I was about to be submerged by a swarm of zombies and I remember thinking:
"- Ugly freaks. You could have thrown in at least a couple naked zombie chicks, every zombie movie has one."
Puf!
The mood was gone.
It´s your nightmare, you can always scream:
"- NAKED Mariah Carey and Celine Dion?!" :rolleyes:Last edited by Eliseu Gouveia; 10-09-2009 at 08:02 AM.
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10-09-2009, 11:13 AM #3aka izzatrix
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Ok so now ...
we've got zombie Maria and Celine singing the anthem. Can we make it worse?
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10-09-2009, 11:20 AM #4BANNED
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Miley Cyrus is handling the half time show
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10-09-2009, 11:36 AM #5Everythn´s comin´up roses
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It can always get worse. Originally Posted by LewisH
Are there mimes?
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10-09-2009, 11:54 AM #6BANNED
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Y'know I've always wondered how someone becomes a Mime. Do they wake up and think "Yep, spending all my time pretending to be trapped in a box, that's the life for me!" Originally Posted by Eliseu Gouveia
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10-09-2009, 11:59 AM #7Inactive
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Guess it depends who is in the box with you. Originally Posted by FeminineMystique
Y'know I've always wondered how someone becomes a Mime. Do they wake up and think "Yep, spending all my time pretending to be trapped in a box, that's the life for me!"
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10-09-2009, 11:59 AM #8Inactive
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It could of been worse: Rosanne Barr.
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10-09-2009, 12:00 PM #9BANNED
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Now thats a nightmare. Almost as bad as Naked Nancy Pelosi. Originally Posted by Eliseu Gouveia
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True...I think I wouldn't mind being trapped in a small space with you Nightie Originally Posted by Night Swordsman
Guess it depends who is in the box with you.
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10-09-2009, 12:12 PM #11Inactive
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Mmmm. But...what EVER would we DO in such a small space? Fiddle-de-dee! Originally Posted by FeminineMystique
True...I think I wouldn't mind being trapped in a small space with you Nightie
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10-09-2009, 12:22 PM #12BANNED
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Oh, I'm sure we'd think of something Originally Posted by Night Swordsman
Mmmm. But...what EVER would we DO in such a small space? Fiddle-de-dee!
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10-09-2009, 12:23 PM #13Inactive
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PATTYCAKE! We can play PATTYCAKE! Originally Posted by FeminineMystique
Oh, I'm sure we'd think of something
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10-09-2009, 12:33 PM #14Senior Member
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Yeah, if Celine had been naked, it woulda been cardiac arrest for sure. Originally Posted by Disciple_of_the_Bat
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Isnt that how they keep sexual offenders from getting wood? Originally Posted by Ziggy Stardust
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