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    October 1, 10:43 a.m.

    Wonder Woman is hand-feeding peanuts to a baby squirrel.
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    Wonder Woman rings in the Halloween season by punching out Dracula!
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    October 1, 5:16 PM.

    Wonder Woman has just had Nancy Grace's nipple pop out of her dress. It's really annoying. Now she has to stop everything, pick it up, and mail it back to her...
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    October 2, 12:06 p.m.

    Wonder Woman is currently hosting a special television special...

    Okay, this is huge. She JUST announced that she's going to be taking her talents to South Beach.
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    9:45 pm.

    Wondering if her 'Felix the Cat' wall clock needs new batteries, as it's tail has stopped moving.

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    Wonder Woman is wondering if there is anything she can do to fix the Greek economy. No ... they really have to do it themselves. The Spanish and the Irish, too. But she's sorely tempted to dope-slap a few US politicians just to get everyone else's attention. <sigh>
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    October 3, 8:23 PM.

    Wonder Woman is making microwave popcorn and watching SIGMUND AND THE SEA MONSTERS.
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    October 3, 7:51 p.m.

    Wonder Woman is getting ready to watch the season premiere of "House".

    She finds really grumpy men oddly attractive.
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    October 4, 6:47 pm

    Wonder Woman, having discovered that you shouldn't try to barbecue cookies, is trying the same with shrimp, with decidedly better results. A nice crisp salad and crusty fresh bread with olive oil will round it out. And wine. Before, during and after.
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    October 4, 7:38 PM.

    Wonder Woman is comforting Dan DiDio, who has finally faced the truth: "Charlie... Charlie's not coming back, is he?".
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    8:31 PM.

    Wonder Woman has just found out Andy Rooney's retiring. Now she's trying to figure out what he did, exactly. No, she's seen him. She's just trying to figure it out. "Okay, this crotchety old fart rants about his socks for six minutes and they show it on national television? For over thirty years?"
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    October 4, 8:09 p.m.

    Wonder Woman is chasing a Minotaur.
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    October 5, 6:55 PM.

    Wonder Woman has just decided this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fPOAWsQ1c8 is the cutest thing in the universe.
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    October 6, 6:26 PM.

    Wonder Woman has just found Black Canary. She's in the alley by the lightswitch, watching over you.
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    October 6, 9:18 p.m.

    Wonder Woman has just finished watching a re-run of an episode of "The Wonder Years", although the episode was new to her.

    She was under the impression that this show was going to be a dramatization of her teenage years growing up on Themyscira, but, alas, it's about some 12-year-old boy named Kevin Arnold who constantly pines for some 12-year-old girl named Winnie Cooper.

    Wonder Woman does not like being misled.
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