Off-Topic Go Crazy Pot Luck Thread

[pariah-1972]

I want a stomach transplant now damnit !

[cockrumfan]

Oh Mina, we ALL need help

Actually, I'm getting mine from Usagi, which I'm thoroughly enjoying, Cam.
Why isn't this book more popular?

[jeangreydp]

Okay, I just want to share this. I loooooove this:

LOL! This is what I do when I read the Wonder Woman/ Superman thread. hahaha

[knowwonder]

I'm pushing 40. No, that's a lie-- I'm being dragged.

When should I stop wearing my super hero tees?

[Xeres]

Two server firsts in WoW raiding this past week for the guild I'm in.

Playing Champions Online and am liking it.

Go to an Exchange Class in two weeks.

Can't stop playing "Hey You" by 311 on my iPhone.

[brettc1]

Sometimes, just to freak out the kids in my class, I make my voice sound like a Dalek.

I'm actually getting pretty good at it

[Flamebird]

I'm pushing 40. No, that's a lie-- I'm being dragged.

When should I stop wearing my super hero tees?

Right after the funeral, I should think.

[knowwonder]

Right after the funeral, I should think.

LOL! LOL! LOL!

I will take it under advisement and mentally banish you to the Phantom Zone for blatant ageism! Right after I get done applying this heat wrap.....

[MinaRho1]

LOL! This is what I do when I read the Wonder Woman/ Superman thread. hahaha

You and me both!

[leagueofone]

Sometimes, just to freak out the kids in my class, I make my voice sound like a Dalek.

I'm actually getting pretty good at it

Try singing like one. I nearly destroyed my vocal chords but it was worth it to see my friends getting hysterical and rolling on the floor at our karaoke party. The song was staying alive.

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Another reason to hate Wal-Mart: Went in the other day to see if they had Patton Oswalt's latest CD. They did not. They did, however, have EVERY JERRY CLOWER ALBUM EVER MADE. And a Larry The Cable Guy three-pak.

Fortunately, I'd already bought the Oswalt CD elsewhere, so I wasn't deprived...

[brettc1]

I have to say that, even now, thirty years later - at 11 o'clock at night with all the lights out - ALIEN still scares me

[brettc1]

LOL! This is what I do when I read the Wonder Woman/ Superman thread. hahaha

OMG - that is the funniest thing I have seen today

[Gail Simone]

An American went to live in the Shetland Islands. He bought a little croft house in the middle of nowhere. He was there for three months and no one came near him. One day there was a knock on his door. He opened the door and he opened the door in the howling gale and there stood a 6'4" Shetlander with a dirty old sweater and a huge beard and he says "I'm here ty welcome you to the Shetland Islands".

American: "Hello. It's nice to see you."
Shetlander: "I'm here ty invite thee ty a party."
American: "Well I've been here for three months on my own. I hadn't seen a soul. So I'd be really delighted to come to a party."
Shetlander: "But I have ta warn ya, it'll be a wild Shetland party - There's going ta be drinkin'."
American:"Well I like a little drop of scotch now and again. I can hold my own with the best of em for drinkin'."
Shetlander: "... And there's goin ta be wild Shetland dancin'..."
American: "Well actually when I was in college I was considered very light on my feet."
Shetlander: "... There's goin ta be dancin' - wild, hairy-arsed Shetland dancin'... "
American: "Well, I told ya I was light on my feet the last time...."
Shetlander: "... There's goin ta be a fight - there's aaaallllways a fight..."
American: "Well, actually, when I was in the military, I was the unit boxing champion so I can hold my own."
Shetlander: "... and then there'll be sex - WILD Shetland sex..."
American:"Well I've been here for three months - I haven't seen a soul. So a little of that wouldn't be out of the question either. So what should I wear?"

And the Shetlander says "Oh, just you come as ye are. There's just going to be you and me."

I don't know about anyone else, but I thought it was funny!

[brettc1]

I don't know about anyone else, but I thought it was funny!

LOL

Reminds of this old fav...

Bro #1: Hey man, I gotta tell you somethin'.

Bro #2: What's that man?

Bro #1: Well, last night, I got really drunk, and I came up to be and I was really drunk man, and I was so drunk, I found you when you were asleep, and I had sex with you!

Bro #2: Oh, yeah, well I gotta tell you - when you were drunk, and you had sex with me - I wasn't really asleep!

Bro #1: Oh yeah? Well I got something to tell you - when I found you and had sex with you, I wasn't really drunk!