Ask Tolifhar!

[Gail Simone]

Your chance to ask questions about love, comics, and love for comics, of the great leader of the Gorilla Knights, Tolifhar!

Ps. don't wear hats with plastic fruit on them.

[Yue Fairchild]

Can you go rough up Will Pfeifer, or is it one of those "You can only go after people that put Diana in direct danger" deals?

[Gail Simone]

TOLIFHAR: Will Pfeifer Is A Very Talented And Under-rated Writer. If He Writes A Sequel To Amazons Attacks, I Will Rip His Arms Off.

[mercwiththemouth]

This isn't bout comics, but how do you keep your fur looking so regal all the time, even when splattering the blood of your enemies?

[suedenim]

Hi Tolifhar, I think you're great! But what do you say to humans who consider gorillas untrustworthy? There are a lot of examples of bad gorillas around, and not just Grodd. There's the Gorilla Boss of Gotham City, the Mod Gorilla Boss, the Primate Patrol, and so many other negative examples!

[4PointOh]

Dear Tolifhar,

If you can smell tribelessness on Diana, doesn't that mean you can smell toomucholdspiceness on me?

Love,
Bobby

[tangentman]

Dear Tolifhar,

What do the people of Gorilla City REALLY think of King Kong? Any version or all, your choice.

[Gail Simone]

This isn't bout comics, but how do you keep your fur looking so regal all the time, even when splattering the blood of your enemies?

TOLIFHAR: The LIBERAL APPLICATION OF THE PRINCESS' FRUITY GOO IS NECESSARY, AND DELICIOUS.

[DeltaBadhand]

Dear Tolifhar,
As a distant cousin, what's your opinion of monkeys?

[Cam63]

They were an adequate alternative to The Beatles for some peoples' tastes.

[OzBat!]

Tolifhar: briefcase or shoulderbag with overripe fruit?

[Bound4olympus]

Tolifhar, do you like Pizza?

[Gail Simone]

Hi Tolifhar, I think you're great! But what do you say to humans who consider gorillas untrustworthy? There are a lot of examples of bad gorillas around, and not just Grodd. There's the Gorilla Boss of Gotham City, the Mod Gorilla Boss, the Primate Patrol, and so many other negative examples!

TOLIFHAR: GORILLAS ARE TRUE OF HEART AND FIERCE OF WILL. THOSE GORILLAS YOU CITE HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED BY TOO MUCH TELEVISION AND CHEET-O'S.

[Gail Simone]

Dear Tolifhar,

If you can smell tribelessness on Diana, doesn't that mean you can smell toomucholdspiceness on me?

Love,
Bobby

TOLIFHAR: IT IS TYPICALLY HUMAN THAT YOU MISUNDERSTAND A GORILLA'S PROUD SENSES. I MERELY MEANT I SMELLED SADNESS, LONELINESS ON THE MALE. WHEREAS YOU SMELL OF TWINKIES AND BEER.

[Free-Man]

Tolifhar, any chance you can hijack the book and make it about you?
Frankly, you deserve a solo at this point.