Edward Cullen vs. Wolverine

[Lord of Denial]

I am shocked at your bias. Wolverine's name is Wolverine. He has claws. He's the best at what he does, Bub.

Cullen's speed and striking force cannot overcome Wolverine's body, which can tank hits from class 100s and laugh off nukes.

Wolverine can also turn into a vampire if he wanted. He's the best vampire.

But Edward glitters and has the power of 100,000,000 fangirls flowing through his veins.

Logan is mesmerzied by the gittering glow of Edward and then Edward invokes the power of Fan Girl violence for the win.

[Captain England]

I am shocked at your bias. Wolverine's name is Wolverine. He has claws. He's the best at what he does, Bub.

Cullen's speed and striking force cannot overcome Wolverine's body, which can tank hits from class 100s and laugh off nukes.

Wolverine can also turn into a vampire if he wanted. He's the best vampire.

This is the most true. Wolverine has claws and is the best. That is why Wolverine always wins.

Wolverine could beat any vampire times ten. Wolverine could beat a vampire who had a hundred brothers who were a thousand wizards and Wolverine would beat them all.

That is true.

[The Once And Forever]

This is the most true. Wolverine has claws and is the best. That is why Wolverine always wins.

Wolverine could beat any vampire times ten. Wolverine could beat a vampire who had a hundred brothers who were a thousand wizards and Wolverine would beat them all.

That is true.

Edward is pretty.

He is not more pretty than Sentry because Sentry is the most pretty but he is so pretty that God must tell you that he made Edward the most pretty and he must glitter because he is pretty.

[Captain England]

Edward is pretty.

He is not more pretty than Sentry because Sentry is the most pretty but he is so pretty that God must tell you that he made Edward the most pretty and he must glitter because he is pretty.

The Sentry is the most pretty and is even much more pretty than God and Rob Lowe. Times a million. And the Sentry is so pretty he could destroy the everything else because he is that much pretty. It is the most true.

The Sentry has blonde hair.

[The Once And Forever]

The Sentry is the most pretty and is even much more pretty than God and Rob Lowe. Times a million. And the Sentry is so pretty he could destroy the everything else because he is that much pretty. It is the most true.

The Sentry has blonde hair.

Yes but the Sentry's smile is straight and not crooked and Edward's smile will turn Sentry into a homosexual because Edward's smile is not straight and neither will the Sentry be. Edward must be the most pretty in his relationship, so Sentry will not be the most pretty anymore because Edward is more pretty than anyone he dates.

[Captain England]

Yes but the Sentry's smile is straight and not crooked and Edward's smile will turn Sentry into a homosexual because Edward's smile is not straight and neither will the Sentry be. Edward must be the most pretty in his relationship, so Sentry will not be the most pretty anymore because Edward is more pretty than anyone he dates.

That is lies. The Sentry is the most pretty. You are being trolling. Edward is not even blonde. That is how much you are making lies. The Sentry is dreamy.

[The Once And Forever]

That is lies. The Sentry is the most pretty. You are being trolling. Edward is not even blonde. That is how much you are making lies. The Sentry is dreamy.

Edward is dreamy, he is the most dreamy because he watches you while you dream about him and his smile is crooked.

[Captain England]

Edward is dreamy, he is the most dreamy because he watches you while you dream about him and his smile is crooked.

That is insane talkings.

The Sentry is the most dreamy. And the Sentry is the Void and it is sad and beautiful.

Edward is fat.

[The Once And Forever]

That is insane talkings.

The Sentry is the most dreamy. And the Sentry is the Void and it is sad and beautiful.

Edward is fat.

No, Edward is marble and built like a statue and he has a crooked smile.

Also, Edward has a daughter. His daughter is more pretty than her father because he is not dating her because Edward is not gross like Sentry because the Sentry has a dark side. Edward is most sad because he cannot be with Bella because.

[Captain England]

No, Edward is marble and built like a statue and he has a crooked smile.

Also, Edward has a daughter. His daughter is more pretty than her father because he is not dating her because Edward is not gross like Sentry because the Sentry has a dark side. Edward is most sad because he cannot be with Bella because.

Edward is built like a fat statue. And has fat guy hair. And can not be with a girl because she would make him feel fat. Which he is.

The Sentry is the most pretty and that is the most true. He is more pretty than a million exploding suns. And is dreamy.

And is here an official ruling on Batgirl not being the most pretty and the Sentry being the most pretty...

She's just not a raving beauty like the Sentry.

That is old man moderator speak for the Sentry being most pretty.

[Nik Hasta]

I think we've found the Anti-Life Equation in this thread.

[Sharkerbob]

I am so hard right now. Wolverine's claws got nuthin' on me.

Yet.

Tee-hee!

Sorry, all the pretty must be going to my head.

If you know what I mean.

And I think you know what I mean.

But I can go on incase it isn't clear.

[Nik Hasta]

I am so hard right now. Wolverine's claws got nuthin' on me.

Yet.

Tee-hee!

Sorry, all the pretty must be going to my head.

If you know what I mean.

And I think you know what I mean.

But I can go on incase it isn't clear.

[Sharkerbob]

I said nothing about hammers! Stop trying to change the subject!

[Mike Smith]

But Edward glitters and has the power of 100,000,000 fangirls flowing through his veins.

Logan is mesmerzied by the gittering glow of Edward and then Edward invokes the power of Fan Girl violence for the win.

Wolverine has claw fangs though. Adamantium claw fangs.

Wolverine is pretty too. On the inside, where true beauty counts. Sentry is not pretty like that.