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    Default Beast: War Crimes (Spoilers)

    Y'all,

    Rly worried about Beast. He has landed himself in jail after one hell of a bender.


    I hear he's been arrested for War Crimes. Been on a killing spree lately.



    Jean Grey only killed brocolli and insect people. Beast committed genocide against Skrulls and alien humans. He also killed all of Forge's fakemutants out of jealousy.

    He's also destroying planets and causing natural disasters. I mean, think about how many people died in the quake of 1906.


    Most recently, he attacked a bunch of humans in a peaceful march.

    Many people would have him put down. I think he should have a trial, like his friend Magneto did.

    Wondering what y'all think. Will Beast be sent to the Hague?
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    Quote Originally Posted by darknessatnoon View Post

    Jean Grey only killed brocolli and insect people.
    rascist!!

    he must turn in his co-conspirator, cyclops, before any trial commences.

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    Not gonna work. Cyke will send his X-Force after the jury.

    And Ellis's stunt is just hilarious in light of everything else that Beast is... well, *isn't* doing.

    Good God.

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    Not bad for someone without opposable thumbs. I wonder what his owner, Scott, thinks of his behaviour?

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    Wait, did he end a sentence with at in that panel?

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    The evidence is pretty damning. The Beast I used to know would not have resorted to committing genocide in order to save a comparitively smaller population of people. Perhaps because he's been so unsuccessful lately at using science to remediate problems, he has decided to take swifter, more brutal action. Now that Beast is hearing voices in his jail cell, I've surmised we are coming to the point in time in which he begins to act as a host for Sublime as we saw in the Here Comes Tomorrow storyline.
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    It's at the point where he really needs to be put down. Next thing you know, he'll be spreading feline AIDS - the number one killer of domestic cats - to Hepzibah. This behavior must stop!
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    What is this shit?

    Beast is a non-entity and will always remain a non-entity whilst he's trapped in Scott's Yes-Men group.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twisted Bliss View Post
    What is this shit?

    Beast is a non-entity and will always remain a non-entity whilst he's trapped in Scott's Yes-Men group.
    Sit down. I have provided irrefutable evidence here. Should Beast actually have the nerve to bitch about X-Force, he should be skinned and made into a fireplace rug for Scott and Emma to have sex upon.
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    No beast... No you may NOT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darknessatnoon View Post
    Sit down. I have provided irrefutable evidence here. Should Beast actually have the nerve to bitch about X-Force, he should be skinned and made into a fireplace rug for Scott and Emma to have sex upon.
    I will not sit down. I will stand and be heard. You may actually have a point in this ranting thread. Aside from the betrayal of the character of Beast into Cat-Man-Do.

    Just look. Look what you've presented. The X-men have become like the Avengers of old. They have developed the crap 'fantasy' sci-fi stories which plagued the Avengers. Beast is not the cause, rather he is the symptom.

    Ah bollocks. Dn@n you wanker ! I've just defended Beast. I'm going to scrub myself with wire wool.

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    Who has killed more sentient beings, Beast or Dark Beast?

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    Quote Originally Posted by just another user View Post
    Who has killed more sentient beings, Beast or Dark Beast?
    JAU, the most important observation you made in that statement is the common denominator: BEAST.

    Regardless of the reality, he is apparently prone to killing hordes of sentient beings.
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    Beast should be thrown into the Negative Zone prison posthaste, without trial. There he will face his ultimate punishment by becoming one of Blastaar's concubines.
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    it's been like caturday all week.

    so much love

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