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05-30-2009, 05:25 PM #1insect of destiny
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If you weren't you would you want you...as a friend?
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05-30-2009, 05:28 PM #2CTRL+ALT+DEL Time
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If I weren't me I would never hang in the same social circles as me so I would never get the chance to meet me or befriend me, so I would never be able to befriend myself.
But if I did meet myself I would say "My, you are one sexy devil."
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05-30-2009, 05:33 PM #3Assimilation or Death
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Well, I guess it depends on who would I be if I wasn't me.
That's right! Al Gore invented the internet, let's all go kick his ass!
I got your inconvenient truth right here, motherf*&¨%!
Donald M.
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05-30-2009, 07:23 PM #4internet pope
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Exactly. If not-me was a teetotalling douche, for instance, then not-I definitely wouldn't wanna hang out with me.
Originally Posted by Omega Alpha
howyadoin?
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05-30-2009, 07:27 PM #5Ossetian
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I guess I would.
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05-30-2009, 07:57 PM #6Hey don't call.
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I have no interest in meeting teetotalling douche howyadoin. Originally Posted by howyadoin
Recent Nature Sightings:
Sept 24: Two Orcas close to shore.
Nov 14: Trumpeter Swans, Bald Eagles catching salmon (and a duck!), Harbour Seals, Steller Sea Lions, Kingfisher.
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05-30-2009, 07:58 PM #7internet pope
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Don't blame ya. He's not very much fun. Originally Posted by gary bolt
howyadoin?
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05-30-2009, 07:58 PM #8king of limbs
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05-30-2009, 08:00 PM #9Hey don't call.
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Exactly. I think it's the douche part, mostly. Originally Posted by howyadoin
Recent Nature Sightings:
Sept 24: Two Orcas close to shore.
Nov 14: Trumpeter Swans, Bald Eagles catching salmon (and a duck!), Harbour Seals, Steller Sea Lions, Kingfisher.
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05-30-2009, 08:02 PM #10internet pope
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Don't underestimate the non-drinking part of the equation. Originally Posted by gary bolt
howyadoin?
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05-30-2009, 08:04 PM #11king of limbs
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05-30-2009, 08:05 PM #12More Donald than Charlie
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Now, yes, ten years ago, not so much.
- Art is whatever makes you feel human.
- "You are what you love, not what loves you." - Donald Kaufman
- "Deserve's got nothing to do with it." - William Munny
- "Acquiescence. It's not so hard, really. You. Just. Give. In." - Col. Ives
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05-30-2009, 08:15 PM #13Frugal fanboy
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There's nothing wrong with me that an occasional boot in the ass can't fix so sure.
Cei-U!
"I love me, I think I'm grand! When I'm with me, I hold my hand!" -- Reggie MantleIt's hardly a secret that something is badly wrong with me. - dan bailey
I am ... a condescending prick sometimes. But I usually mean to be. - Paradox
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05-30-2009, 08:48 PM #14Member
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That's gotta be one funny looking business card he'd have. Originally Posted by gary bolt
" Did it go Poof?" J Knoxville
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05-30-2009, 09:11 PM #15Marie Antoinette, My Hero
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But that's the only redeeming factor, see, because it means you get all the booze for yourself. Originally Posted by howyadoin
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Although that's probably not his primary motive!
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