Marvel story game

[Jim85]

Rules: In this game you type the next story that comes to mind

Somewhere in New York City Peter Parker is walking to the shopping mall with his girlefriend MJ while the to love birds are walking togerther Peter's spider-sense begins to tingle.

Peter:
mmmmm my spider-sense is tingling

Peter Parker begins to here a women crying for help.

women:
Heeellllp SOMEBODY SAAAVVVEE MMMMEEEE!!!

Peter:
This look's like a job for Spider-man

MJ:
go get them tiger

[RolandJP]

A Gamestop store is being robbed by a new villian called "the Dude." Every pronoun spoken by this slacker baddie is the word, "Dude" An attractive young woman is shrieking for help.

Peter goes into the mall's bathroom to change, when a group of teens enter.

The teens see the boots of his costume. One of the teens is about to kick in the stall door.

Peter:
Oy Vey

[Britannic]

Are you Jeph Loeb looking for some new stories?

[Soundrave]

Peter tries to escape into the next stall, only to find that it's occupied by an amorous Senator Larry Craig.

Larry Craig: Hey, Tiger.

Peter: This is another fine mess I've gotten myself into. Curse that Parker luck.

[Xistel]

Since Parker isn't happy with his luck he cuts a deal with Mephisto.

[Qoorl]

And thus Mephisto appears in a puff of creamy pink smoke.

Mephisto: "Ah, Mr. Parker. I've been expecting you to call for my aid. What's amatter grandma dying? Feelin guilty because you did a lot of stupid stuff that got people hurt? That's simply terrible, but of course... Being a force of cosmic aid, I can help you out. For a small price."

SM: "What? Oh brother... look I'm totally screwed today, I come in, change clothes, kids show up, I get... y'know what. It doesn't matter what the price is. Do me up."

Mephisto smiles, eyes gleaming with flame, "With Pleasure,"

And then....

[Ari Gold]

Peter is shocked to find Mephisto has turned him into a woman . . .

The least of his/her problems is that she is still in the Men's restroom . . . but at least it got Sen. Craig off SM's back . . .

After putting on the costume Peter . . . runs back to the Gamestop to take on the Dude.

[Qoorl]

The Dude Spins around, before Spider-(Wo)man can even make an opening battle quip. Bloodshot eyes squint as he looks the hero up and down.

"Duuude, you're a chick! I thought you were a dude?"

[Jim85]

But I am a dude you've got to belive me I've been turned into a woman by that stupid Mephisto guy

[Ari Gold]

The Dude: "Dude, The Dude knows a dude from a dudette, and dude you're a dudette"

Spider (Wo)Man: "?!?" . . . "ok . . . whatever, put down that Wii console and we can figure this out together"

The Dude: "The Dude can't fight chicks . . . just not dude-like . . . "

Spider (Wo)Man easily dispenses of The Dude leaving him in web for the police to collect . . . walks away wondering how he's gong to explain this, while trying to figure out the female equivalent to Peter . . .

[Jim85]

Meanwhile some where else in the shopping mall MJ contineus her shopping spree untill suddenly she bumps into Ben Grimm A.K.A The Thing.

Ben:
Sorry ma'am diddent see ya here let me help

MJ:
Thank you hey I know you your The Thing of the Fantastic Four wow what are you doing here?

Ben:
bying some doughnuts Johny has eat'em all up that blasted TORCH

MJ:
How's Mr Fantastic doing these days?

[Hulk_Is]

Ben:
"Well, you know ol' stretcho.. er, I mean Mr. Fantastic, is up to his usual. Thinkin' of new ways to show how big his brain is. 'Course it has saved us a couple'a times...

MJ:
Maybe he'll finally come up with a solution to the massive crime waves the country has been experiencing lately. I can think of a few heroes that would appreciate that.

Ben:
Aww, the country's ain't seen nothin' that even that Spider-Man kid couldn't handle.

MJ:
...

Well it's been nice bumping into you M-Mister... Thing?

[ANewHope]

And then the Thing reveals to MJ, his Thing !

MJ .......

But the plot thickens... The Watcher is watching from a distance. Why is this monumental reveal worthy of the Watcher's attention?

[Jim85]

As The Watcher watche's MJ and The Thing Spider-(Wo)man is still haveing problems of his/her own as he/she swings through the city he/she meets Storm of the X-men.

Storm:
Are you Spider-man?

Peter:
Yes I am Spider-man as you can see I ran into some difficalties as you can see

Storm:
Yes I see..........How did this happen?

As Spider-(Wo)man tells Storm about his encounter with Mephisto Strom come's up with an idea that will transform Peter back into a man

Storm:
Yes I belive I know someone who can help you

Peter:
Who?

Storm:
His name is the Beast

[FlintEastwood]

While Peter and Storm are conversing on how to resolve his womanly problems, they are unaware that Luke Cage and Moon Knight are watching from a distance.

Luke: What the hell is she doing over there?! Jessica is supposed to be at home watching our kid!

Moon Knight: Hey, calm down...I'm sure it's just a...wait a sec...why are the X-men here? Don't they know that it's cataclysmic for Mutant and Non-Mutant superheroes to be in the same story together?

The Red Skull turns his monitor off and sits back, an evil grin spreading across his face.

Red Skull: Now those foolish heroes have set the bait...soon Captain America will come, trying to resolve the situation, unknowingly providing me with everything I need to obtain the Cosmic Cube! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA