Deadliest Warrior

[Personamanx]

Forgot this was on now!

Hopefully I'm not too far behind, and did not miss anything cool.

[leothelion]

Forgot this was on now!

Hopefully I'm not too far behind, and did not miss anything cool.

The Azande out did the Maori. They sharpend their teeth to make it look like they are going to eat you while shouting Nim Nim Nim Nim!

[Personamanx]

Shit..... I really have no idea who is gonna win this..... They both deserve it. But for the sake of a bet..... Aztecs.

[Personamanx]

Hmmmm..... I missed the first half, and did not see the killing weapon in action.

[leothelion]

Pretty great match. I loved the tribal music at the end. One on One goes to Azande. If it was a war, it would go to Aztec.

[leothelion]

I really have nothing else to say, it was pretty much even. I can not really comment on this match.

[leothelion]

Hmmmm..... I missed the first half, and did not see the killing weapon in action.

They are showing it again.

[Personamanx]

They are showing it again.

I see that now, but it's really late here. I see what I can see.

[The Dog]

Welp, Aztec, you disappointed me, and now my win-loss record is 3-1.

Also, I noticed a common link in the one-on-one fights. First to bleed is the one to lose. Let's go over the first 8 1-on-1 matches:

Gladiator vs. Apache - Gladiator took an arrow to the side, and dies at the end of the fight.

Samurai vs. Viking - Viking took an arrow to the shoulder, and ends up a corpse.

Spartan vs. Ninja - The first connecting blow was the death blow, so... yeah.

Pirate vs. Knight - The sole exception, because the Pirate took the first direct blow with an arrow to the thigh.

Maori vs. Shaolin Monk - Maori took a cut to the belly, and ended up dead.

William Wallace vs. Shaka Zulu - The targe stabbed Shaka near the knee, and Shaka was impaled on the claymore.

Attila the Hun vs. Alexander the Great - Alex was cut on the shoulder, and he ended up stabbed through the throat.

Zande Warrior vs. Aztec Jaguar - Aztec took an arrow, however glancing a blow, and ended up a lifeless body.


So, let's see in Roman Centurion vs. Indian Rajput if the trend continues.

[leothelion]

Sorry, I keep posting. But it should have been noted, the Aztec weapons periced through the Spanish armor. Also, they had a spear. Why they did not use it is beyond me.

[nervmeister]

Of this season so far, my favorite weapon is the Makrigga. It's the cruelest spear I've ever seen both in appearance and in function.

[The Dog]

I believe that the Zande has the stupidest battle cry so far. I mean seriously, how can I be intimidated by "Yum Yum", or something like that. You lose serious intimidation points when you sound like a fucking LOL!cat.

[nervmeister]

I believe that the Zande has the stupidest battle cry so far. I mean seriously, how can I be intimidated by "Yum Yum", or something like that. You lose serious intimidation points when you sound like a fucking LOL!cat.

OM' NOM NOM!

[Legato]

I believe that the Zande has the stupidest battle cry so far. I mean seriously, how can I be intimidated by "Yum Yum", or something like that. You lose serious intimidation points when you sound like a fucking LOL!cat.

Yeah that got nothing on The Haka performed by The Maori, especially given the meaning behind the Haka.

[Jamal]

I believe that the Zande has the stupidest battle cry so far. I mean seriously, how can I be intimidated by "Yum Yum", or something like that. You lose serious intimidation points when you sound like a fucking LOL!cat.

So your saying that if a Zande Warrior with the reputation of eating there enemies came towards you with a Makraka (the head chopper) chanting Yum Yum you really won't be intimidated?