Nightcrawler: Male Exploitation

**kaktusic** · 08-07-2010, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by mimschkin

Did anybody else squirm at the 'little boys' remark? I'm fairly certain not all catholic priests are pedophiles, and the idea that that would be referenced in regards to Kurt just doesn't sit well with me, even if it was a compliment, or whatever that was.

The quote references to that specific child molesting affair that was at its top media "popularity" when this issue was written. Kurt also mentions it a few issues later in conversation with Father Whitney.

EDIT: Oh, and it might also have served the purpose of reminding us of Kurt's heterosexual orientation. Just in case anybody suspected him having resorted to priesthood in order to "escape" from himself (don't know about you, but in my microclimate it's quite a common prejudice about priests, especially among young people), here we have a physical evidence in form of Stacy's pheromone sensors that he's indeed turned on by women.
If that was their goal, I would have been much happier, and it would have been easier to artistically perform, if they just showed his boner, but I guess that would rise the rating of the comic a tad too much.

**Koni** · 08-07-2010, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by mimschkin

Am I supposed to be seeing symbols

I see Japanese. Babelfish tells me The hand ll eye sub- stick t mind t! The picture [vu] [e] it is the [te] [yo] [u] mind sub- t [ri] s [chi] bean jam
, if that helps.

Originally Posted by kaktusic

Oh, God, Koni. I want that missile.

I'm sure there's stores that can help you with that.

**Miecharko** · 08-07-2010, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by mimschkin

Am I supposed to be seeing symbols

God I'm sorry!I had my Japanese writing on because I was sending a letter! I didn't even notice! DX

**Miecharko** · 08-07-2010, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by Koni

I see Japanese. Babelfish tells me The hand ll eye sub- stick t mind t! The picture [vu] [e] it is the [te] [yo] [u] mind sub- t [ri] s [chi] bean jam
, if that helps.

I'm sure there's stores that can help you with that.

Hahaha!! I was supposed to be writing in english but my keyboard translated it! Is that really what it says?
I was trying to write: I agree! Even though I'm not Christian!

(God I'm stupid.)

**kaktusic** · 08-07-2010, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by Koni

I'm sure there's stores that can help you with that.

I thought that, too, but in whichever ,*ahem*, store I ask for the exploding, realistically shaped, *ahem*, missile that had once been between Nightcrawler's legs, I only get weird, even somehow panicked looks. I wonder why. Must be my haircut.

**Miecharko** · 08-07-2010, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by kaktusic

I thought that, too, but in whichever ,*ahem*, store I ask for the exploding, realistically shaped, *ahem*, missile that had once been between Nightcrawler's legs, I only get weird, even somehow panicked looks. I wonder why. Must be my haircut.

You could try Amazon or eBay and avoid all the hustle and bustle. :P

**kaktusic** · 08-07-2010, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by Miecharko

You could try Amazon or eBay and avoid all the hustle and bustle. :P

Nah, I like to see and assess the real thing in my merchandise transactions before I lay the money down.

**Miecharko** · 08-07-2010, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by kaktusic

Nah, I like to see and assess the real thing in my merchandise transactions before I lay the money down.

Good plan. How much do you suppose that would be?

**kaktusic** · 08-07-2010, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by Miecharko

Good plan. How much do you suppose that would be?

Priceless.

Here, have a double butt-shot...I know it's been posted before, but lovely enough.

**Miecharko** · 08-07-2010, 11:14 AM

Looks like Kurt needs his pimp-pipe again...

**kaktusic** · 08-07-2010, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by Miecharko

This one...where is it originally from? That's one lovely, handsome half-grin

**mimschkin** · 08-07-2010, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by Miecharko

Hahaha!! I was supposed to be writing in english but my keyboard translated it! Is that really what it says?
I was trying to write: I agree! Even though I'm not Christian!

(God I'm stupid.)

Aw, man, and I was just about to say I agreed with the part about the bean jam

Originally Posted by Miecharko

Looks like Kurt needs his pimp-pipe again...

WHERE are these from, and who makes them? They are fantastic.

**DevilishRogue** · 08-07-2010, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by kaktusic

Priceless.

Here, have a double butt-shot...I know it's been posted before, but lovely enough.

And the butts have it!

@Miecharko! Are we really running that low on exploitation pics? And what's with Kurt coming off as some kind of loanshark in these edits? Why that theme?

And that Stacy X scan. It would have been better if Kurt lacked clothes too. The "little boys" comment does spoil the mood. Chuck did have it in for the Catholic faith. A bit over the top. >>

**Miecharko** · 08-07-2010, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by DevilishRogue

@Miecharko! Are we really running that low on exploitation pics? And what's with Kurt coming off as some kind of loanshark in these edits? Why that theme?

Nonsense! I'll have more pictures! I guarantee it!
(Packing for this trip is taking forever....)
About the loan-shark/pimp thing: I dunno, they were just too funny.....