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    Quote Originally Posted by Aubergine~! View Post
    Nik has way too much time on his hands.
    Don't forget that sticky white substance....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasko8734 View Post
    Thanos just turn s around and lets his "waste" spray on the ambushers. While they try to get the crap off of them, Thanos makes his escape
    you mean he uses the advantage to attack.
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    They all gather around Thanos, who seems to be deeply concentrating on what he is doing, seemingly oblivious to their presence. His eyes are closed, they can all tell he's trying to push something out, they figure this is the perfect time to attack. Before they can pounce you see Thanos reach under the toilet and press a small button.

    Said button activates some cosmic machine that instantly drains everyones powers and gives them to Thanos. Turns out this group overlooked one thing: Thanos doesn't need to breath or eat to stay alive, and thus has no need to goto the bathroom. It was all a setup to get them to lower their guard. It turns out the entire "bathroom" was just the inside the power swapping machine Thanos had made.

    Thanos then uses his newfound powers to cause previously unthinkable amounts of mayhem throughout the multiverse. He eventually gives the powers up, as he can't bring himself to tell people just *how* he got his powers. Out of all his plans, all his failures..in the end he just needed to lure the heroes..into the bathroom.
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    A woman can move a lot faster with her skirt up than a man can with his pants down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surtur View Post
    They all gather around Thanos, who seems to be deeply concentrating on what he is doing, seemingly oblivious to their presence. His eyes are closed, they can all tell he's trying to push something out, they figure this is the perfect time to attack. Before they can pounce you see Thanos reach under the toilet and press a small button.

    Said button activates some cosmic machine that instantly drains everyones powers and gives them to Thanos. Turns out this group overlooked one thing: Thanos doesn't need to breath or eat to stay alive, and thus has no need to goto the bathroom. It was all a setup to get them to lower their guard. It turns out the entire "bathroom" was just the inside the power swapping machine Thanos had made.

    Thanos then uses his newfound powers to cause previously unthinkable amounts of mayhem throughout the multiverse. He eventually gives the powers up, as he can't bring himself to tell people just *how* he got his powers. Out of all his plans, all his failures..in the end he just needed to lure the heroes..into the bathroom.
    Thanos: You may think you have caught me off guard, but it is YOU that has been caught with your pants down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surtur View Post
    They all gather around Thanos, who seems to be deeply concentrating on what he is doing, seemingly oblivious to their presence. His eyes are closed, they can all tell he's trying to push something out, they figure this is the perfect time to attack. Before they can pounce you see Thanos reach under the toilet and press a small button.

    Said button activates some cosmic machine that instantly drains everyones powers and gives them to Thanos. Turns out this group overlooked one thing: Thanos doesn't need to breath or eat to stay alive, and thus has no need to goto the bathroom. It was all a setup to get them to lower their guard. It turns out the entire "bathroom" was just the inside the power swapping machine Thanos had made.

    Thanos then uses his newfound powers to cause previously unthinkable amounts of mayhem throughout the multiverse. He eventually gives the powers up, as he can't bring himself to tell people just *how* he got his powers. Out of all his plans, all his failures..in the end he just needed to lure the heroes..into the bathroom.
    Best reponse yet!
    Thanos: You may think you have caught me off guard, but it is YOU that has been caught with your pants down.
    Sounds exactly like how Thanoz rollz in deez streetz

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    During the fight, will Thanso have time to pull his pants up?
    Last edited by Kirika; 12-14-2012 at 12:30 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirika View Post
    During the fight, will Thanso make a point to pull his pants up? Or will he not have enough time for that?
    That depends on how modest Thanos is feeling right then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mailedbypostman1 View Post
    That depends on how modest Thanos is feeling right then.
    Part of me likes to think it would be funny if Thanos killed them all, while sitting on the toilet, and then went back to what he was doing like nothing happened, indeed returning to the sports section.
    Last edited by Kirika; 12-14-2012 at 12:36 PM.

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