Licesning random crap for movies

[StoneGold]

Seems like one of the fun things to do these days it license a random object from childhood and make a movie out of it. Toys, video games, board games, etc. So pick something and make a pitch.

Easy Bake Oven: The Movie. It starts off with a young girl. She's tormented by her peers, but the one thing she finds enjoyment in is her Easy Bake Oven. Twenty years later, the girl has grown up to be Anne Hathaway. She's an excellent chef, but her love life and her business sense have the same amount of luck - none. She opens a restaurant, but on opening night, the same night the hunky restaurant critic she met by accident earlier in the movie is going to review her restaurant, an unpaid gas bill shuts down the kitchen. Her only solution - the Easy Bake Oven.

[Tobias March]

Wurzels - the Furry sex toy.

[the goddamn batman]

Easy Bake Oven: The Movie.

Jesus, that sounds like an actual pitch. I could see that being made. Good work, sir.

[Wenatchee the Hatchet]

Stonegold, that was awesome

I don't see why the Nicholas Cage vehicle Knowing doesn't have the kid making his predictions on a Lite Brite.

[Tobias March]

Bear Play. Teddy Ruxpin is possessed by a bear demon and goes on a murder spree.

His specialty is drugging bowels of porridge and then torturing the unfortunates in question in a Hostel-style fashion.

[Wenatchee the Hatchet]

For every kid who put Metallica tapes in Teddy Ruxpin. :)

[mr.brighteyes]

Jesus, that sounds like an actual pitch. I could see that being made. Good work, sir.

I agree 7890

[GRANT!]

For every kid who put Metallica tapes in Teddy Ruxpin. :)

A friend and I got him him to sing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida once.

[StoneGold]

Frisbee: The Motion Picture.

The year is 2349. Politics and commerce as we know it are dead. The world power balance is now settled by one thing - competitive Frisbee death matches. And the world's greatest Frisbee player, Pan-America's Nic Cage, wants to give up the sport, until the Sino Alliance kidnaps his brother. Now, the only thing that can stop him is the Alliance's greatest player, played by Jet Li. Two men - one disc.

[maczero]

I'm too lazy and not all that creative so someone else will have to come up with a pitch for my Mr. Potato Head film.

[mr.brighteyes]

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[mr.brighteyes]

I think Carmen Sandiego would make a decent series of movies. For three movies they a young fib agent and a by the book Interpol agent chase her around the globe as she steels a mysterious assortment of items and at the end of the third movie she travels back in time. The items she was stealing were an ancient time travel device. They then have to chase her through time.

[maczero]

I think Carmen Sandiego would make a decent series of movies. For three movies they a young fib agent and a by the book Interpol agent chase her around the globe as she steels a mysterious assortment of items and at the end of the third movie she travels back in time. The items she was stealing were an ancient time travel device. They then have to chase her through time.

Get "Rockapella" to do the movie score and I'm there.

[StoneGold]

Get "Rockapella" to do the movie score and I'm there.

Nah, can't be Rockapella. Have to be some crap band that has a deal with the studio covering them.

[StoneGold]

Eddie Murphy plays a zookeeper at a zoo full of talking animals. But here's the thing, Eddie Murphy also plays all the talking animals. Things are fine, until until an inquisitive young girl accidentally distracts Murphy, and he doesn't feed the hippopotimi, leading to an animal insurrection, in Hungry Hungry Hippos: The Movie.