My two favorite are these.
No one ever said where knew where Fez was from.
Am watching that 70's show right now and he just chewed out Jacky calling her bitter and mean and when the argument was over she said she was going to pack up and leave and Hyde said that it was kind of harsh.
Fez "Yeah It must have been my Jamaican fire."
Hyde "So you are Jamaican"
Fez "No my new cologne Jamaican Fire."
The other one Is how we never saw Maris. Niles wife on Frasier.
Frasier: Will Maris be joining us?
Niles: Sadly, no. She had a bad experience there one Christmas Eve. The Italian soccer team was at the next table, Maris announced that she was in the mood for a goose, and, perhaps inevitably, tragedy ensued.
Frasier: I thought Maris was joining us?
Niles: Oh, no. I'm afraid Maris is having one of her episodes. In the middle of dressing for the evening, she suddenly slumped down on the edge of the bed in her half-slip and sighed. Of course, I knew then and there that dinner was not to be.