Creepypasta is real

[DABishop]

You are sitting at your computer when you hear a loud pop, but can't exactly determine where it came from. After looking around you for a bit, you shrug and turn your head back towards your computer screen, where a post-it note with neat handwriting has appeared. It's message is simple:

"All creepypasta is now real."

That's right, every creepy-ass story you've read and re-read on the internet has happened, and has the potential to happen to you. What do you do?

Here's some study material: http://www.creepypasta.com/

[Dalak]

And here I thought you meant this

[Alan2099]

That's right, every creepy-ass story you've read and re-read on the internet has happened, and has the potential to happen to you. What do you do?

Nothing, because according to some of the creepy stories I've read, the world has already ended.

[Radioactive Zombie]

Anyone still remember YT's great spam about ghosts going to kill you if you didn't copy and paste them?

I found them annoying, but since a great deal of suckers copied and paste, everyone's mother is dead from raped ghosts and their murderers.