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  1. 01-14-2009, 01:31 PM #1
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    One day all humans no longer need to urinate or defecate. These things just mysteriously vanish from the body as they are produced.

    What happens?
    Yeah I give up. They would need like a bajillion UNs to take it out. And they would all have to work.
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    Life becomes 1000% easier for handicapped individuals, and the people that take care of them.
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    Certain fetishists will cry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Far From Realmer View Post
    One day all humans no longer need to urinate or defecate. These things just mysteriously vanish from the body as they are produced.

    What happens?
    My hemeroids finally clear up. Maybe.
    It's a lie! My pants were off the entire time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sound Silence View Post
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  6. 01-14-2009, 04:02 PM #6
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    People that make laxatives and diarhea medicines go out of business, along with plumbers. Astronauts and new parents are immensly relieved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallman View Post
    People that make laxatives and diarhea medicines go out of business, along with plumbers. Astronauts and new parents are immensly relieved.
    We'll still need plumbers for the rest of our water works. THeir workload will just lessen a bit.
    It's a lie! My pants were off the entire time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sound Silence View Post
    Certain fetishists will cry.
    I rejoice.
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    I like this one, life gets slightly easier with no real down side, in fact millions will probably live that would not have otherwise because of this as related illnesses are gone.
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    I guess Toilets now have a few things left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallman View Post
    People that make laxatives and diarhea medicines go out of business, along with plumbers.
    Not to mention Pampers and Luvs.
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    Am I the only one worried by the sheer amount of water that now disappear into thin air every day?

    *Sigh*

    Even when we try to be nice, we doom the world.
    Suffering is a fact of life. You survive if you find a reason to endure it.
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    I'd be pissed. I reeeeeallly like pooping. It's one of the greatest joys I get in life.
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    NASA has to rethink the recycling systems on their spacecraft designs.
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