Walmart Bingo

[Flash's Lightning]

Next time you head out to Walmart, take this with you.

[Michael P]

Right Click > Save Image As

[Sean Whitmore]

Next time you head out to Walmart, take this with you.

Hell, I can make bingo from memory.


SEAN

[Flash's Lightning]

Right Click > Save Image As

I have a folder full of funny pics. It's just that I never delete anything on my computer. Which is bad and good at the same time. I have cool stuff but a lot of clutter too. This one I got from Firefox + StumbleUpon.

Hell, I can make bingo from memory.


SEAN

The curse of Walmart. "Everyone's favorite store" means everyone comes to shop there.

[Agent Helix]

"White girl with 3+ multiracial children"

Pardon?

[Michael P]

"White girl with 3+ multiracial children"

Pardon?

I think it's another, slightly more racist way of saying "woman with three or more kids who obviously don't share the same father."

[Agent Helix]

I mean, not to interrupt the yuk yuk brigade, but that one struck me as a bit oddly worded.

[suttercain]

That card is the exact reason I don't go to Walmart. The place is fucking depressing. I'd rather pay an extra twenty cents an item and hit up Target. One of the first things I told my wife when we first started dating was "Don't ever ask me to go to Walmart. I refuse. If you can accept that we'll be happy together."

[Sean Walsh]

I went to a Wal-Mart Supercenter once way out in central PA a few years ago.




...I saw things there that even the creator of this bingo list couldn't fathom...

[Ray R.]

That card is the exact reason I don't go to Walmart. The place is fucking depressing. I'd rather pay an extra twenty cents an item and hit up Target. One of the first things I told my wife when we first started dating was "Don't ever ask me to go to Walmart. I refuse. If you can accept that we'll be happy together."

Eh, Target is looking pretty seedy these days as well.

Not even remotely bad as Wal-Mart, but hardly anything to write home about.

Note to Random Skank: if all you have to wear out shopping at Target are dirty sweatpants that you need to keep pulling up so I don't see your fat ass, maybe you start with the Goodwill.

[StoneGold]

I mean, not to interrupt the yuk yuk brigade, but that one struck me as a bit oddly worded.

Because it's racist, and you're all racist for enjoying the image and posting in this thread. Buncha Nazis.

[jessecuster3]

Love this "let's shit on Walmart" parade, but frankly they are diriving the market, more so soon, if this recession lasts.


Wanna buy the latest AC/DC album? Or maybe the AC/DC disc for the Rock Band video game? Guess where the only place to get them are?

[Matthew E]

To me, the problem with Wal-Mart isn't the customers. What am I, too good to shop beside them? It's the store and its practices.

[Slam_Bradley]

I can say that I've only seen about five of those at the local Wal-Mart. And I'd see the same ones at any other retail/grocery store. Apparently elsewhere your mileage varies. I'll be sure to denigrate those who have lost limbs at work or at war at the next convenient opportunity.

[Dreadstar]

A perfectly good superficial visual joke, done in by politics.

I'm printing this card, and heading to Wal-Mart tonight (where I'll be dropping around $600 right smartly). I'm betting on the center vertical column cashing in for me.