I can't wait til Jed gets my bio up! It's so LOL worthy!
I can't wait til Jed gets my bio up! It's so LOL worthy!
Scott Lobdell, what a perv. And people have the nerve to accuse CC of being into sadomasochism.
Since it's Jedmas, will we seea Vincente entry today?
#5 Cece Reyes
Real Name: Cecilia Reyes
First appearance: X-Men(vol. 2) #65
Most recent appearance: NYX #4
Powers: Cecilia has a lifeforce generated forcefield that can be used for both offensive and defensive powers.
Status: Rockin' it, 'Rican Style!!!
Creator: Scott Lobdell and Carlos Pacheco
Bio:
As a young girl, she saw her daddy get shot in front of her, and by daddy I mean her pimp, and unable to keep the pimp's blood from spillin' everywhere, she decides 'Hey! I'm a poor, young minority! I'm going to become a doctor! Madre Dios!' Anywhoo...fast forward Imma say 20 years later, we see a young Cecilia, originally w/o braids getting ready to go in for surgery, but has time to discuss the Omega Sentinels havin' time to deal with the mutant menace. Back in the old days, they'd have called her an uncle tom, or aunt jemimah, but whatevs. She's still a fierce betch.
Anyway, next we see her, she is hangin' out, chillin' wit' her peeps (WITH BRAIDS!!!) out in some rundown hospital in Brooklyn, when a white youth comes in with multiple gunshot wounds, and she get's all defibrilator-y with him. She turns around, cause there's nothing else she can do for him, when all of a sudden, he gets up all crazy like, and starts shooting. OUT OF HIS CRAZY OMEGA SENTINELS HAND!!! Well, bingo-blammo, her psioplasmic shield kicks into high gear, and she's all 'GAH! I CAN'T TURN IT OFF, SO STFU ABOUT ME TURNING IT OFF!!!' They get her cornered and are about to blast her head off, when doot da doo doo! Iceman comes to her rescue! After he rescues her, she hits him with a bed pan or something, and they go rocketing down a hole in the ground.
Hanging out in Soho at Warr's place, they get attacked by Candy Southern's old bff from way back, but now she's an O.S. too. They make it out, because Detective Jones is like a major Warr stalker. Once you have angsty blue man with wings you never can go back I guess. Taking them to a precinct, they get attacked YET AGAIN, but are saved by Marrow of all people. Joining up with super fierce betch Sabra, and Marrow they attack Bastion at his home. Getting saved by Shield at the last minute all lame-o like, they go to join the X-Men.
Arriving at the X-Mansion, they realize they forgot to pay Rent-A-Center, and they came and repo'd all their sh!t, running out, cause she's p-o'd they don't have HBO anymore, the other x-men come flying out of the sky. Helping to take a bomb out of Cyclops stomach, why they didn't just use Bean-o is beyond me, she decides to crash at the X-Men's.
One week later, she decides to go to back to work, where she gets treated like a leper, and accidentally lets Pyro free and helps DD out for free. Getting fired, she goes back to the X-Men, where she accidentally flirts with the boring Beast and wearing one of the Wasp's old costumes, which is very LOL worthy, in a story about some slaves of the N'Garai.
Leaving the X-Men shortly after, we next see her becoming a drug addict in the most O.O.C. moment of her career(thanks CC) where she's trading B.J.'s for some more RAVE (nnce nnce nnnce nce nnnce). Kicking the habit, she tries to save Colossus after he kills himself saving the mutant race from the Legacy Virus, she later gets picked up by Weapon X, and is put in the Neverland Camp, hanging out with Michael Jackson. She goes into hiding after that, cause I would too, and we see her hanging out with X-23's old pals, the NYX kids.
The end!
Did you know?: Cece’s brother is Colonel Miguel Reyes a high ranking official in the Government’s O.N.E. Program!
It was really annoying when X-Men Annual #1's preview pages were out and everyone thought Frenzy was Cece Reyes. Especially even after myself and others told everyone that it was Frenzy's costume, etc.
"Maybe Cecilia got an updated look to look like Frenzy!"
STFU.
Scott Lobdell is awesome! ...although, based on what I saw in Generation X, I could totally read into how Penance-Emplate may've had a sadomaschocistic relationship, haha.
Hmm, I don't know if Penance (renamed Hollow) is still D-list... meh, probably, considering Loners didn't do too well towards the end... man, so many D-List favorites... Emplate.... Nicole & Claudette St. Croix... :rolleyes:
Thanks for doing Bulwark, in any case.![]()
#6 Clear-Cut
Real Name: unknown
First appearance: X-Force #62
Last appearance: Civil War: Battle Damage Report
Powers: Clear-Cut is a swordsman with the ability to materialize bladed weapons in his hands!
Status: Hero for Hire baby!
Creator: John Francis Moore
Bio:
Clear-Cut burst onto the scene in X-Force as a hired gun, or sword, for Shinobi Shaw’s version of the Hell Fire Club. He was Shinobi’s personal assassin, but quickly betrayed his boss to aid the X-Forcers against the HFC. He claimed to not be a mutant, but his power source remained a mystery. During the course of the battle, Mindmeld took over his body and captured him. He was placed into a Dr. Graves experimental machine, but eventually freed. His reason for betraying his paycheck was due to a historical debt owed to the great daddy archetype known as Cable.
Did you know?: that Clear-Cut obviously has a off page history with the silver haired Summers kid? I can’t wait for Clear-Cut: Year One!
CeCe is no where NEAR D-List when compared to the other entries.
I, however, eagerly await Lois London.
Millie the Model would be a fantastic addition as well.
Who would win in battle? CeCe Reyes or Crystal Cox? It may be a drew.
Wanda Maximoff is a joke!
darknessatnoon: Was Xavier's dream to marry a vibrator and steal children from other families?
All I know is, if Beast and Cecilia Reyes end up together, I hope they don't have the wedding, or the relationship written by... I shall speak not the name, but he misses that certain chemistry the two had.
The Cecilia-centric issue with Daredevil (he goes to her instead of the Night Nurse! Scandalous!) and Pyro is one of Lobdell's best.
As for Clear-Cut, what the hell is that mysterious favor he owed Cable all about? And will we happen to find out in the current Cable series? Hmm...
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for the most part we tried to avoid folks that had already been covered in other "Thematic Month" threads, but Clear-Cut was one that just needed to be spot-lighted!
He got a mention in May during Hellfire Club month, by his temporary working relationship with Shinobi Shaw and I was met with crickets for the most part.
He doesn't give a lot to talk about, other than that Cable favor and a bad haircut.
Which, if your name is Clear-Cut, how can you have that 'do?
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