Make Your Own Lantern Oath!

[Crisis]

From gayest day
To fantabulous night,
Behold my power, like Rainbow Brite.
Let those who think mixed plaids go right,
Beware my glare most sour,
Gay Lantern's *SNAP*to the right.

Fabu! ...does this make Tim & Heidi on Project Runway, Guardians?

[michael jackson fan]

I love the Red Lantern oath i'll show the original and the one I made

(Original)
"With blood and rage of crimson red
ripped from a corpse so freshly dead
together with our hellish hate
we burn you all that is your fate"

(My one)
"With hate and rage of crimson light
we kill you all with our might
together with our corrupted hate
we send you to hell that is your fate
we b

[Kyer]

The Bored Comic Fan's Oath

On working day and sleepless night,
I hitch my butt back to this site.
Let those who comics wait to read
Turn to this thread for comedic mead.

[Kyer]

The DC Retail Merchandiser's Oath (commercial)

From 8 to 9, on Sixth & Lee,
We've got a lotta bling to see!
So c'mon down to Rings-a-Lot!
We'll fix you up, right on the spot!

This ring right here? Now she's a beaut,
She's worth more than the other loot.
Was worn just every Sunday other
By an Alpha Lantern great grandmother.

Now over here we have a blue.
(No, that ain't rust, it's just the dew.)
It's got a dent? Um... that's intended.
It's all the rage to have one rended.

Now, folks, c'mon down to Rings-a-Lot!
We've got the rings that're most sought!
There's all the rainbow, every spectra'!
You want the lantern?
Bub, that'll be extra.

[Self-DCeit]

All right, I'll play along. I give you the Geoff Johns Green Lantern Burnout Oath:

Believe you me,
It's quite a chore,
Conceiving new threats for the Corps.
Evil Guardians, hackneyed lore...
Y'know what? Screw it!
Third Army galore!