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    Default My SUPER expectations of an Obama presidency

    1.since Obama has confessed his Kryptonian origins ,
    His DNA must be repicated and stored So that future study of his genetic code will lead to super powers for ALL AMERICANS!
    2.Also for every american citizen ,POWER RINGS!
    3.Enough fooling around ! I WANT MY JET PACK !
    4.ROCKET CARS !
    5 all law Enforcement and Intelligence gathering activities ,
    Will be handled by The Secret Six !
    6.THE JLA , JSA and ALL super groups And The FBI and THE CIA now work for the Six!
    How about you?
    Do you have any similar ideas?
    Think SUPER!

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    A winged unicorn for every man, woman, and child.

    A year's supply of unicorn feed (miniature rainbows) and instructions on constructing a sustainable, hydroponic mini-rainbow garden.

    Free open-enrollment speech writing classes

    Free grad school

    A year's supply of falafel and pita


    And on the note of jetpacks, this book looks awesome. Hope to get it for Christmas.

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    I just want my 40 acres and a mule.

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    The floggings will continue until morale improves. ~ anonymous

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    Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. ~ John Stuart Mill

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    What does SUPERECWFAN1 have to do with all this?

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    um,
    Non addictive Happy pills!

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    i thought Lampooning The whole Expectations thing with the MU and the DCU,
    as well as countless science fiction and fantasy sources would have been a natural for this forum of Sci Fi Fantasy And comic book fans.
    I hope people understand I wasnt making fun of Obama .
    I was just trying to lighten the mood .
    Any way if anybody thinks of any" SUPER Expectations "
    Have FUN With It !
    That was the initial point of the thread .
    We can always use more humor around here.
    Last edited by Major Comma; 11-12-2008 at 10:26 AM.

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    since I still want my jet pack,
    Obama should start a trade agreement with RANN!
    I KNOW they have jet packs!

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    I also expect PHASERS and TRANSPORTERS from the Obama administration!

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    I would also like to see Obama enter into an alliance with theThanagarian police!
    dont we already have a young Hawkgirl in training on this forum?
    Last edited by Major Comma; 11-12-2008 at 07:09 PM.

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    I expect Obama to finally broker a peace deal between the Autobots and Decepticons.

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    Not after they bombed Hawaii, he won't.
    " Why do stars suddenly appear, every time I drink beer ? " ~~~ Karen Ellis

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    He could negotiate a secret alliance with the skrulls .
    they would be very useful in congress and the senate..

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    well, if Obama is going to cut a deal with the Autobots and the Decpticons.
    we might as well throw the Shogun Warriors into the mix!

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    Since Obama wants to relveloutionize health care in this country
    He should think about developing Starfleet style Diagnostic beds and Hyposprays! .

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