*humps Mercury threads* Squish squish squish squish! Sexiest nontoxic alchemical sentient being ever!! Gush gush gush!! Ah!
Best things about Mercury as seen by one of her biggest fans.
1.) Reflective surface lets you see how you look when your hitting it.
2.) She fits into any dress size she wants.
3.) Shes shiny and pretty, thus you always win the award for best arm bling.
4.) Shes a natural red.
5.) She fits into easy to port containers.
6.) You can hide her under your bed
7.) Easy to clean
8.) She slices, she dices, she pounds and screws. (the last two are definitally sexually intended.)
9.) Doesn't matter if your homosexual, bisexual or heterosexual, she is built to satisfy.
10.) Shes sweet as a button and always considers others feelings.
11.) She'll stick up for you and is good in a fight.
12.) Shes powerful yet soft in all the right ways and places.
13.)

Really nice rack.
14.) Without a doubt a MVP amongest the new x-men. (has been a device of win in two story arcs, against Nimrod and that demon whos name I care not to remember.) had her own story arc that spiraled into the creation of the sub antagonist in Messiah Complex.
15.) Her last name is Kincaid, instant win as one of my favorite fictional characters is Liam Kincaid.
16.) Love her hair, its always right in my opinion. Should never be bald. Bald women are not HOT.
17.) Sexiest New X-Girl by far.
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