Craziest Christian on the Internet?

**Super Hero Guy** · 09-20-2008, 04:40 PM

It's quite a contest, but I think this person may be in the lead:

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Around the world people are letting the vanguard of the anti-Christ into their homes and into the hearts and souls of their children. Please send this warning out to everyone you know and care about!

The Immaculate Conception as Perverted in the Pagan Harry Potter Books

An article by Lurlene Tyranna Shores

It was with fear and a great sense of shame and guilt that I touched the cover of a Harry Potter book for the first time, and then forced myself to sit through the movies. For weeks I had prayed and asked for guidance, and I hope it was God's will that I did, and saw with my own eyes what is foisted upon the eyes and minds of our children.

I have heard many bad things about these books and movies, there would be countless instances of witchcraft, cursing, brewing of drugs made by boiling alive babies pulled from the earth, sexual congress with goats and many more things not fit for young readers' and viewers' eyes, but what I found was much worse still than I had feared.

Please do not let your children read these books or watch these movies!

I will now tell you why:
The antagonist in the Harry Potter books is a man called Tom (parody of the Trinity, more about that in the next paragraph) Marvolo (marvels miracles) Riddle (referring to the Divine mystery), a man who is three as one, in the spiritual shape of an old man (Voldemort ¨Cmeaning flight of death, a direct reference to the plagues over Egypt), in the body of the young man who lives in the diary (Bible), and as the spirit that guides (as in the first book when he fights the witches for a stone the Sorcerer's Stone that grants immortality and is in defiance of the punishment for the fall).

This Tom Riddle is clearly the God of Christian tradition as other Christian critics of Mrs. Rowling's books have pointed out. When Potter first sees Tom Riddle the Son, Tom is described as strangely blurred around the edges, suggesting a halo (p. 330).

The reason why Mrs. Rowling calls Jesus Tom is simple. In England, the saying every Tom, Dick and Harry is highly popular and in this case alludes to the omnipresence of God in our world. This is another attempt to confuse us by presenting a false, mixed up trinity: Tom, the Father; Dick, the Spirit (better known in the series as the ghost Sir Benedict de Mimpsy Porkington, affectively called Nearly-Headless-Dick by the children); and Harry, as the Son, the false Christ. Later, Tom the Son will remark that he and Potter are very alike (p. 340), causing more confusion in the heart of the reader.

Lucius Malfoy (meaning of bad/wrong faith, again this is misleading!), a respectably dressed family man with the pale hair and ethereal looks of an Angel, representing the Angel Gabriel of the Annunciation (Luke 1:31, but with the name of the fallen one in order to confuse Christian readers) gives the girl of a humble home, Ginny Weasley, the diary of Tom Riddle.

It is not hard to realize this diary, containing the life history of our Lord Tom the Son, represents both the message that she is to become the Divine vessel, and the Christian Bible, the very base of our faith. The Angel Malfoy, with modesty that befits his kind, does not touch the revered and frightened girl but puts the diary in the girl's cauldron, representive of her womb.

The innocent Ginny confides in the diary, asking it questions, and the diary advises her, guides her, like the Holy Scripture. About the diary she says, I'm so glad I've got this diary to confide in ... It's like having a friend I can carry around in my pocket (p. 335). Isn't this the way we wish our children would think about the Holy Scripture? Ginny continues to ask Tom for guidance, until she, under the malevolent and seductive influence of the anti-Christ figure, Harry Potter, bearing the mark of the beast on his front, rejects it and it falls into his hands.

The little girl writes Potter a poem: His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad, He is truly divine, the hero who conquered the dark(sic) lord. Once more a blasphemous attempt to turn the tables around and represent witchcraft, a dark force Christianity has faced and fought since the dark ages, as benevolent, and make God out to be something dark and fearful to us. The terms green eyes and pickled toad should be enough to raise the alarm bells in the mind of any true Christian, but our children are not always well versed in the Divine truth of the Bible and defenceless against this sort of Satanic indoctrination.

Believe it or not, there's even more at http://www.exposingsatanism.org/harrypotter2.htm

**Radioactive Zombie** · 09-20-2008, 04:41 PM

Ever heard of Jack Chick?

**J. Robb** · 09-20-2008, 05:14 PM

My favourite is Kirk Cameron. He told me I'm going to Hell.

**dupont2005** · 09-20-2008, 05:25 PM

pat robertson has magic leg-press performance enhancing pancakes

**DoctorDoom** · 09-20-2008, 05:51 PM

Shock of shockers.

**Aaron Kashtan** · 09-20-2008, 06:19 PM

Well, at least it's a pretty creative reading of Harry Potter and it takes the text in a surprising direction. As a teacher of literature, I kind of like that.

**StoneGold** · 09-21-2008, 03:05 AM

Originally Posted by J. Robb

My favourite is Kirk Cameron. He told me I'm going to Hell.

That's what you get for impregnating Candace.

**jade_nova** · 09-21-2008, 06:05 AM

If this woman actually read the books then she would know that the people she like are the bad guys.

**rick** · 09-21-2008, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by jade_nova

If this woman actually read the books then she would know that the people she like are the bad guys.

Yes, exactly.

That's what she is complaining about in the first place.

**Ryan K** · 09-21-2008, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by Sir Tim Drake

Well, at least it's a pretty creative reading of Harry Potter and it takes the text in a surprising direction. As a teacher of literature, I kind of like that.

I was thinking the same thing. That was damn entertaining.

**suttercain** · 09-21-2008, 09:25 AM

There is some guy who runs a site called http://www.capalert.com/ He basically reviews any and all movies and rates them against the bible meter so parents know if it goes against their book o' bullshit.

It's a fun read. He warns parents be cautious of "Bambi II" because there is "Hateful talk towards father."

This is going to sound horrible but I have to say it. In order to believe in Jesus and all that stuff, is on some level crazy.

**rick** · 09-21-2008, 09:26 AM

Here's another really enjoyably insane internet Christian......

Michael Warns

**Paradox** · 09-21-2008, 10:04 AM

suttercain shows me some boredom time killer:

There is some guy who runs a site called http://www.capalert.com/ He basically reviews any and all movies and rates them against the bible meter so parents know if it goes against their book o' bullshit.

It's a fun read. He warns parents be cautious of "Bambi II" because there is "Hateful talk towards father."

Well, I'm certainly amused.

I like their little WISDOM meter (Wanton Violence/Crime, Impudence/Hate, Sexual Immorality, Drugs/Alcohol, Offense to God, Murder/Suicide).

I especially enjoyed the "homosexual presence" warning. Makes it sound like something you'd call a GhostBuster for, doesn't it? "I sense...a homosexual presence!"