Grant Morrison said, and I quote, "I couldn't write Spider-Man. He's too specific."
I know exactly what he means, although who wouldn't love to see Morrison try to write Peter Parker's annoyingly witty banter?
But as I type this, I happen to be wearing an old-school "Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends" t-shirt, and I just finished writing a review for next week's "Amazing Spider-Man" issue. I'm not really a Spidey guy, but I've been enjoying the series ever since "Brand New Day," and "Ultimate Spider-Man" singlehandedly justifies the entire existence of that line.
Here's how much I care about the whole marriage controversy, by the way: 0%
Here's how much I like Spider-Man comics over the past few months: quite a bit.
What do you think about Spider-Man, in all of his incarnations?