Fans at a local comic book store this weekend were treated to quite a confrontation. A tall albino woman in pleather pants and stillettos approached another albino woman in a leather bustier and hot pants, slapping her across the face and causing the victim's crucifix to bruise her left ear.
The attacker was heard screaming, "Miss Sinister, GET TFO!"
Witnesses report hearing the attacker, later identified as a Ms. Tess Niles, screaming "You are a moron. He only put you in my position as a joke! Go to Hell, Sebastian," she concluded.
Police surmise that this incident may be classified as a hate crime, as Miss Sinister appears to have a Hindu dot on her forehead. Investigators will be looking into some time Ms. Niles spent roaming the Hindu Kush as a child, and whether that may be the underlying cause of this incident.
Readers, please report what you may know.
Is Miss Sinister too gharishly white, an offense to a true albino?
Do you consider it offensive that a living computer has been replaced by a complete retard, a moron clone with no education at all?