SAGE WEEK: 'Sage to Miss Sinister, GTFO'

[darknessatnoon]

Fans at a local comic book store this weekend were treated to quite a confrontation. A tall albino woman in pleather pants and stillettos approached another albino woman in a leather bustier and hot pants, slapping her across the face and causing the victim's crucifix to bruise her left ear.

The attacker was heard screaming, "Miss Sinister, GET TFO!"

Witnesses report hearing the attacker, later identified as a Ms. Tess Niles, screaming "You are a moron. He only put you in my position as a joke! Go to Hell, Sebastian," she concluded.

Police surmise that this incident may be classified as a hate crime, as Miss Sinister appears to have a Hindu dot on her forehead. Investigators will be looking into some time Ms. Niles spent roaming the Hindu Kush as a child, and whether that may be the underlying cause of this incident.



Readers, please report what you may know.

Is Miss Sinister too gharishly white, an offense to a true albino?

Do you consider it offensive that a living computer has been replaced by a complete retard, a moron clone with no education at all?

[Home made ectoplasm]

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[Novaya Havoc]

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This photo wins.

However, Mike Carey clearly had Sage in mind when creating Miss Sinister. She is very similar to S.A.G.E. although her origin is less interesting.

And that diamond on her head can never compare to Sage's tattooed beauty.

Sage has a right to be furious with Shaw and MISS Sinister!

[Bronze Badger]

Miss Sinister is Smokin' HOT!

[worstblogever]

This photo wins.

However, Mike Carey clearly had Sage in mind when creating Miss Sinister. She is very similar to S.A.G.E. although her origin is less interesting.

And that diamond on her head can never compare to Sage's tattooed beauty.

Sage has a right to be furious with Shaw and MISS Sinister!

And whose arm is she going to be on when she strolls into the Hellfire Club?

Sebastian Shaw.

Miss Sinister is tempting fate. That's gonna be Sage's slave seat, that she'll be in.

[CmX]

Miss Sinister is hotter! Doesn't she have a penis?

[XaviersMisprint]

HAHA this is so funny. sage is a big jerk, never liked her that much which is blasphemous to say on sage week. but oh well... eh.. uh.. i'm sure she's a great person on the inside...? i don't know, every time i've read her she seems like she has a serious virus. miss sinister is ridiculously cool and far more smokin' and transgender.... which is something i never thought i'd say in my life...

i loved the "they belive it may be a hatecrime" part. oh God.

[The Sword Is Drawn]

Do you consider it offensive that a living computer has been replaced by a complete retard, a moron clone with no education at all?

This is an exceptionally vague argument. What hell does the continuation of an established character on a core title have to do with Sage on an annex book?

[jarrod]

Unlike Tessa, sounds to me like Sinsister's actually achieving a title within the club. Besides traitorous pet.


If anything, Gambit's truly replaced Sage.

[Come To Deathstrike]

Ergh, Miss Sinister.
I have black hair like Tessa!
I am ridiculously pale like Tessa!
I tie my hair back behind my ears like Tessa!
I wear a S&M costume like Tessa!
I work for Shaw, like Tessa!

She is an affront and a violation.

[AcesX1X]

I agree.

Sinister looked better when he resembled this:



not this:

[Scavenger]

I agree.

Sinister looked better when he resembled this:



not this:

Like Cyclops?

[darknessatnoon]

So, that moron's codename is Claudine. I suppose it's Claudine Essex. What do people think?

[Seres]

Wasn't it Sage week last month? How many months does one character need?

[timbox]

Wasn't it Sage week last month? How many months does one character need?

The topic is still relevant. Stop trolling.