this is sad!

[section 8]

more like depressing
http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/pr...2&WT.svl=80282

Y'know my dad taught me to open a beer using my ring,
and beltbuckle,
and counter
and drumsticks

(ok dad had a problem, but still this invention offends me as both a male, beer drinker and ring wearer.

[Paradox]

Every stoner I knew in the '70s knew how to open them with a Bic lighter.

I've actually impressed some people at my hotel with that. I can only assume that they're easily impressed.

[section 8]

and a screwdriver
and an an alum wrench

[40footwolf]

It looks sort of cool, to an incompetent such as myself.

[section 8]

i even saw him try to open a bottle of beer with..another bottle of beer, didn't go well.
Like i said he had a problem.

[Ben Morgan]

The easiest way is just to smash the top of it off.

[Buzz Dixon]

On our first date my wife freaked me out by opening a Coke bottle with her teeth.

[Typo Lad]

On our first date my wife freaked me out by opening a Coke bottle with her teeth.

Oh my. Now that's a keeper.

[Buzz Dixon]

Oh my. Now that's a keeper.

She was, and still is. 34 years and counting.

[K-DoG7p7]

She was, and still is. 34 years and counting.

does she still have teeth?

[Buzz Dixon]

does she still have teeth?

All of 'em (I made her promise she'd never do something like that again).

[Infra-Man]

Every stoner I knew in the '70s knew how to open them with a Bic lighter.

I've actually impressed some people at my hotel with that. I can only assume that they're easily impressed.

Ditto. The lighter opening thing is easy and fun. Not a stoner myself, but I learned it from a stoner.

[section 8]

if i were ever a stoner, i doubt i'd share such info over the internet.

[KPhoebe]

if i were ever a stoner, i doubt i'd share such info over the internet.

Admitting use isn't illegal; possession is.

[section 8]

no such thing as paranoia, bubba.