The Clap: Northstar & Aurora Appreciation (starring hot gays & crazy girls)

[Flâneur]

The oft forgotten inventors of the diva sparkles, which they have lent to Dazzler to be 'remixed' over the years, our camp twins came onto the scene in the 70s and have wowed us ever since.

• Fact: Northstar was one of the first gays in comic book fiction with his 'coded' sexuality predating popular bisexual anti-heroines Destiny and Mystique, amongst others. Northstar however, does not get the honour as being the first openly gay character as Watchmen predates his official outing.
  
• Fact: Aurora is one of the first schizoid nuns which practice bestiality to be depicted in the Marvel Universe.
  
• Fact: Northstar is HOT
  
• Fact: Northstar has the dubious honour of having died in every ongoing continuity Marvell has published in the last ten years. In the one month Northstar died in the End, in Enemy of the State and in the Age of Apocalypse. He's also dead in DOFP and the Zombieverse. Now, a few years later, he has also died in the Ultimate Universe.
  
• Fact: Aurora has had more plastic surgery than Michael Jackson.
  
• Fact: Northstar is the only one allowed to pwn Anole. Who's your daddy?!

APPRECIATE!!

[timbox]

OK, I love the idea behind this thread. Aurora is my favorite psycho. I think your "facts" might be a little... questionable, however.

This thread most definitely needs more images though!

[worstblogever]

Best title for an Appreciation Thread, ever, Flanny.

Northstar is so awesome, even Chuck Austen couldn't write him badly. And that says a lot.

And Aurora? She's nuttier than a Payday bar, and you never know what to expect from her.

Both the Barbiers are, in fact, kick ass.

[Flâneur]

OK, I love the idea behind this thread. Aurora is my favorite psycho. I think your "facts" might be a little... questionable, however.

This thread most definitely needs more images though!

Do not question THE FACTS!

And what kind of pics would you like?????

[worstblogever]

Do not question THE FACTS!

And what kind of pics would you like?????

This one's for the boys who like boys.

[timbox]

[Flâneur]

Another diva sparkle CLAP:



And a loving FAMILY MOMENT:

[Flâneur]

And for the boring straights:

[frog]

And for the boring straights:

Hey! I'm a boring straight and this does nothing for me!

[worstblogever]

And for the boring straights:

That reminds me... I hated when Frank Tieri was writing Aurora as a victim of domestic abuse in Weapon X (vol. 2). It seriously bothered me. Jean-Marie deserves better than that.

[timbox]

I love Bachalo's suicidal Aurora from Supernovas. Drink? check. Pills? check. Gun? check.

[Flâneur]

Gaspard Ulliel is Northstar!!!! AGREE?? OR DISAGREE?

Hey! I'm a boring straight and this does nothing for me!

That's because you are a boring straight! Become an exciting lesbian instead!

That reminds me... I hated when Frank Tieri was writing Aurora as a victim of domestic abuse in Weapon X (vol. 2). It seriously bothered me. Jean-Marie deserves better than that.

I actually really liked Tieri's Jean-Marie. She was so fucked up and unstable. You're right though - she does deserve better if only because that was such a refridgerator moment. I mean srsly - she gets cut up by Sabretooth so as to get the Director to do the plastic surgery for both of them and then her instability is used as a thermometer for his sanity? LAME. The Draft issue was awesome though.

I love Bachalo's suicidal Aurora from Supernovas. Drink? check. Pills? check. Gun? check.

I just love that it looks like she's covered in leftover chocolate cake. That cake must've really sucked.

[worstblogever]

Gaspard Ulliel is Northstar!!!! AGREE?? OR DISAGREE?

Gaspard's perfect for that. RG would approve, I suspect, as well.

[AcesX1X]

I hate CBR's server sometimes!

Anyway, Flan, I absolutely LOVE you for this thread!

Aurora is the best psycho ever. I totes hated her in Weapon X though. John Byrne drew the best!



and Northstar's so prim....well, he just needs to be slapped. Preferably, by Aurora!

[Waterlily]