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    Default Evil Clowns vs. Evil Mimes vs. Evil Puppets

    Or, as TV Tropes so eloquently puts it, the Trio of Terror.

    Scenario 1: Everyone evil clown in fiction fights every evil mime in fiction fights every evil dummy in fiction. Fight takes place in a massive abandoned mansion.

    Scenario 2: Would you rather face:

    An evil clown in a carnival closed for the night?

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    An evil mime in an abandoned opera house?

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    An evil puppet in your own house?

    Note that for scenario 2, your opponent, no matter who it is, gets two weeks of prep.

    Oh, and by evil puppets, I mean ALIVE and evil.

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    I like clowns

    I can't think of any powerfull Mimes, and the strongest puppet I can think of is Puppetmon, and he's not exactly top tier. There are some really powerful clowns tho, so I'll say they win.

    In 2, I'd rather face a Mime or clown. I fear none of the three, but at least clowns and Mimes are supposed to be alive. A living puppet would make me sh!t myself.

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    I don't know any evil mimes, but does Chucky count as a puppet?

    But... movie Pennywise ends the fight for me. That guy still gives me the creeps.

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    Default hm

    I hate clowns.

    Unfortunately, those gawdy basterds probably win, due to the really powerfull ones available like the Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

    As to which I would prefer to face, that would be Mimes, cause the only evil mime I can think of was some hot looking woman from an old Batman comic(no, not Harley Quinn).

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    I've never read or seen It, so I can't say how powerful Pennywise is. But I do remember a very powerful Mime from an episode of Powerpuff Girls. He effectively stopped movement and defeated the girls.

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    Clowns have John Wayne Gacy. They win this forever.
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    Don't forget the Joker, he's pretty top tier so i'd say clowns win thanks to him.
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    The Evil Mimes have Yog Seith/The Silent One/Mimethulu on their side. They take this handily.
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    Lord Vetinary arranges for an honourary Diploma from the Clown Guild in order to take part in the fight.
    Hours later all mimes in fiction are supended upside-down in the Scorpian Pits, looking at a big upside-down sign saying, "LEARN THE WORDS"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demon King Psycho View Post
    The Evil Mimes have Yog Seith/The Silent One/Mimethulu on their side. They take this handily.
    Not necessarily, clowns have Kefka, the god of magic.

    As for joker... depends if were talking emperor joker. If so yeah, top tier, other wise... sorry he's popular, but nowhere the to tier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wannabe View Post
    I've never read or seen It, so I can't say how powerful Pennywise is.
    He can morph into a giant scorpion and snap you to death.

    Proto-Clown from The Tick was pretty bad ass, too.


    I'd probably take on the puppet. The most deadly puppet I've seen was Sid the Dummy, that trapped demon hunter from that episode of Buffy.

    Wait, is there any confirmation on how dangerous Kramer's puppet, Mr Marbles, is?
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    Wasn't Pennywise actually a form of or the main henchman of the Kingverse devil?
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    Not necessarily, clowns have Kefka, the god of magic.
    Hm....that's true. Though I dunno if his Godly form can be considered a clown still.

    Mimethulu wasn't actually completely summoned either though.
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