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    Default "Froin-Laven!"- The Animaniacs Quotation Thread

    Miss Flamiel: "Yakko, can you conjugate?"

    Yakko: "Me? I've never even kissed a girl!"

    Miss Flamiel: "No, no, no! Look, it's easy; I'll conjugate with you."

    Yakko: "G'night everybody!"


    Miss Flamiel: "Dot, what can you tell me about the scientists of the 1800's?"

    Dot: "They're all dead?"

    Miss Flamiel: "No, no, no!"

    Dot: "Okay, they're all living."

    Miss Flamiel: "No, no, no!"

    Dot: "Well, now we're getting into philosophy."

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    Arch Bishop: King Yakko, your throne.
    Yakko: The throne? How do you lift the lid?
    Dot: Since when do you lift the lid?

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    Yakko: Look! It's Ricardo Montalban and his big plastic chest!

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    Picasso: Oui oui!
    Dot: Oui oui?
    Picasso: Oui oui!
    Yakko: The things we can get away with today.

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    Guy: He's a chicken I tell ya! A giant chicken!

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    Slappy: Now that's comedy!

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    Skippy Squirrel: "Bumbi's Mom? But she's... [bawls loudly]"

    Slappy Squirrel: "Pavlov would love this kid."

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    We paint ceilings, ceilings and only ceilings. We won't paint floors because they're beneath us!

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    Scene: Slappy Squirrel, disguised as a movie theater employee, is selling popcorn to "Codger Egbert."

    Slappy: You want butter?
    Egbert: Does it cost extra?
    Slappy: Nah, it's the cheap stuff. It's just lard... that I'm liposuctioning from your gut!
    *pull back to see that the topping is indeed coming from a long tube attached to Egbert's stomach*
    "If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth, on manners

    "It's not whether you win or lose, it's whether I win or lose." - Peter David, on life

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    "I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a yak and pantyhose at this hour?"

    "I think so, Brain, but - this time - YOU wear the tutu!" - oops, wasn't pantyhose that time
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    Pinky: I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?

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    Randy Beaman's Friend: One time, OK, see, one time Randy Beaman's family had this party with food and stuff... and they had like this bean dip for the chips and everybody ate it and said it was really good, only it wasn't bean dip; it was a mistake; it was really dog food. 'K, bye.

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    Randy Beaman's Friend: Know what? OK, one time... Randy Beaman ate some Corn Flakes... but it wasn't Corn Flakes; it was his brother's scab collection. 'K, bye.

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    Randy Beaman's Friend: OK, see, one time, in the cafeteria, Randy Beaman was eating a baloney sandwich, then Jason made this gross noise *thpt!* and Randy Beaman laughed so hard baloney came out his nose! Really! 'K, bye.

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    Yakko: What's your story sister?

    Dot: I was born in the wagon of a traveling show, my mama used to dance for the money they'd throw.
    "Well, that's it's point exactly, it is the celebration of when milk goes off big time stylie." -- Stephen Frye, on the subject of cheese from an episode of Qi

    "It's the first rule of Space! Don't sleep with Space Vampires!!!!" -- Rallura

    "I'm not gay...I'm bisexual, there's a difference!" Bruce from Christopher Durang's Beyond Therapy

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    I forget who: Excuse me?


    Slappy Squirrel: You're excused.*Walks away*





    I've always wanted to do that to someone.

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    I'm not going to type it all out, but it just doesn't get any better than this.
    "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history -- with the possible exceptions of hand guns and tequila." -- Mitch Ratliffe

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    Please, Please, Pleese get a Life

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    Quote Originally Posted by CutterMike View Post
    I'm not going to type it all out, but it just doesn't get any better than this.
    Ah... I was going to post that.

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    "Are you thinking what I'm thinking Pinky?"

    "I think so Brain, But if we give pease a chance, won't the carrots be jealous?"

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